Muthal Boys
Santa K Drops (sperms ) Tatton K Andar Bethey Apas Men Baaten Ker Rahe Thy..
1. Main Bahir Jaa K Pilot Bano Ga..
2. Main Bahir Jaa K Engineer Bano Ga..
3. Main Bahir Ja Ker Doctor Bano Ga..
4th Qatra Dorta Huwa Aaya r Bola..
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“Nasso Pehn Chodo..
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“MUTH” Wajh Gai Jay..
Qatrey Boley.. Shit Yaar..
Saale Ney Career Di Pehn Nu Lun Dey Ditta.
Tuesday, January 29, 2013
Sunday, January 27, 2013
Big Boobs vs little boobs
Big Boobs vs. Little Boobs ☃
유 Women with Big Boobs... ▷
✔can get a taxi on the worst days
✔have men give them the best seats
on a bus.
✔have a neat place to carry spare
change
✔have always been the center of
the arts (art)
✔make jogging a spectator sport
✔can keep a magazine dry while
laying in the tub
✔have more negotiating power
(with men shorter than them)
✔usually can find leftover popcorn
after a movie
✔can always carry a little extra
cash
✔always float better
✔know where to look first for lost
earrings
✔rarely lack for a slow dance
partner
✔have a place to set their glasses
when sitting in an armless recliner
✔never have to buy a car with
airbags
웃 Women with Little Boobs... ▹
✔don't cause a traffic accident
every time they bend over in public
✔always look younger
✔find that dribbled food makes it
to the napkin on their lap
✔can always see their toes and
shoes
✔can sleep on their stomachs
✔have no trouble sliding behind the
wheel of small cars
✔know that people can read the
entire message on their T-shirts
✔know that everything more than a
handful is wasted
✔can come late to a theater and not
disrupt an entire aisle
✔can take aerobic class without
running the risk of knocking
themselves out
✔never be accused of having
implants.
What an INTERVIEW...
Boss-Tumari abiLity ?
Lady secretary-
Young hu,
Dyanamic hu,
Sincere hu,
Honest hu,
Harworking hu,
Qualified hu,
Experienced hu,
Deserving hu,
Typing janti hu,
file sahi rakhti hu,
Computer me expert hu,
Thoda accounts b janti hu,
Disease free aur healthy hu,
copper T lagayi hai,
70 positions aati hai,
69 me Expert hu,
aur
Sabse Jaruri Baat k
Apne flat me akeli rehti hu.!
유 Women with Big Boobs... ▷
✔can get a taxi on the worst days
✔have men give them the best seats
on a bus.
✔have a neat place to carry spare
change
✔have always been the center of
the arts (art)
✔make jogging a spectator sport
✔can keep a magazine dry while
laying in the tub
✔have more negotiating power
(with men shorter than them)
✔usually can find leftover popcorn
after a movie
✔can always carry a little extra
cash
✔always float better
✔know where to look first for lost
earrings
✔rarely lack for a slow dance
partner
✔have a place to set their glasses
when sitting in an armless recliner
✔never have to buy a car with
airbags
웃 Women with Little Boobs... ▹
✔don't cause a traffic accident
every time they bend over in public
✔always look younger
✔find that dribbled food makes it
to the napkin on their lap
✔can always see their toes and
shoes
✔can sleep on their stomachs
✔have no trouble sliding behind the
wheel of small cars
✔know that people can read the
entire message on their T-shirts
✔know that everything more than a
handful is wasted
✔can come late to a theater and not
disrupt an entire aisle
✔can take aerobic class without
running the risk of knocking
themselves out
✔never be accused of having
implants.
What an INTERVIEW...
Boss-Tumari abiLity ?
Lady secretary-
Young hu,
Dyanamic hu,
Sincere hu,
Honest hu,
Harworking hu,
Qualified hu,
Experienced hu,
Deserving hu,
Typing janti hu,
file sahi rakhti hu,
Computer me expert hu,
Thoda accounts b janti hu,
Disease free aur healthy hu,
copper T lagayi hai,
70 positions aati hai,
69 me Expert hu,
aur
Sabse Jaruri Baat k
Apne flat me akeli rehti hu.!
Friday, January 25, 2013
Fadu joke
A Company abroad sends Memo to its Indian Staff:
It has been brought to our attention by several officials visiting our corporate headquarters that offensive language is commonly used by our Hindi-speaking staff. Such behavior, in addition to violating our policy, is highly unprofessional and offensive to both visitors and colleagues.
Staff will IMMEDIATELY adhere to the following rules:
1. Words like CHUTIYA, GANDU and other such expressions will not be used for emphasis, no matter how heated the discussion. You will not say CHUTIYE, AKKAL NAHI HAI KYA TEREKO when someone makes a mistake, or MADAR CHOD, BHENCHOD when a major mistake
has been made. All forms derived from the verb CHOD are inappropriate in our environment.
2. No sr. manager, section head or administrator, under any circumstances, will be referred to as GADHA or CHUTIYA. Lack of determination will not be referred to as KAAMCHOR SAALA and neither will persons who lack initiative be referred to as BHOSADIKAA or MADARCHOD.
3. Unusual or creative ideas from your superiors are not to be referred to as GAND FAADU, if a person is persistent, or if a task is heavy to accomplish. In a similar way, do not use GAND FATI, if a colleague is going through a difficult situation.
4. Furthermore, you must not say BHOSADE MEIN GAYA when matters become complicated. When asking someone to leave you alone, you must not say DIMAG KI MAA BHEN MAT KAR. Do not ever substitute 'May I help you?' with BOL TERI GAND KAISE MARU.
5. When things get tough, an acceptable_expression such as 'We are going through a difficult time' should be used, rather than MAA CHUDI PADI HAI or GOTI MUH MEIN HAI..
6. No salary increase shall be ever referred to as KHAIRAAT BAATI JAA RAHI HAI KYA. Under no circumstances should you call our elderly corporate partners as BUDDHA BHEN KA LODA.
7. Last, but not least, after reading this memo, please do not say: YE KAGAJ GAND PONCHNE KE LAAYAK BHI NAHI HAI.
Sincerely,
Human Resources Management
A Company abroad sends Memo to its Indian Staff:
It has been brought to our attention by several officials visiting our corporate headquarters that offensive language is commonly used by our Hindi-speaking staff. Such behavior, in addition to violating our policy, is highly unprofessional and offensive to both visitors and colleagues.
Staff will IMMEDIATELY adhere to the following rules:
1. Words like CHUTIYA, GANDU and other such expressions will not be used for emphasis, no matter how heated the discussion. You will not say CHUTIYE, AKKAL NAHI HAI KYA TEREKO when someone makes a mistake, or MADAR CHOD, BHENCHOD when a major mistake
has been made. All forms derived from the verb CHOD are inappropriate in our environment.
2. No sr. manager, section head or administrator, under any circumstances, will be referred to as GADHA or CHUTIYA. Lack of determination will not be referred to as KAAMCHOR SAALA and neither will persons who lack initiative be referred to as BHOSADIKAA or MADARCHOD.
3. Unusual or creative ideas from your superiors are not to be referred to as GAND FAADU, if a person is persistent, or if a task is heavy to accomplish. In a similar way, do not use GAND FATI, if a colleague is going through a difficult situation.
4. Furthermore, you must not say BHOSADE MEIN GAYA when matters become complicated. When asking someone to leave you alone, you must not say DIMAG KI MAA BHEN MAT KAR. Do not ever substitute 'May I help you?' with BOL TERI GAND KAISE MARU.
5. When things get tough, an acceptable_expression such as 'We are going through a difficult time' should be used, rather than MAA CHUDI PADI HAI or GOTI MUH MEIN HAI..
6. No salary increase shall be ever referred to as KHAIRAAT BAATI JAA RAHI HAI KYA. Under no circumstances should you call our elderly corporate partners as BUDDHA BHEN KA LODA.
7. Last, but not least, after reading this memo, please do not say: YE KAGAJ GAND PONCHNE KE LAAYAK BHI NAHI HAI.
Sincerely,
Human Resources Management
Sunday, January 13, 2013
Sindhi special
Vijay awesome. Great
1. Sindhi: Yeh banana kaise diya?
Shopkeeper: 1Rs.
Sindhi: 60 Paisa ka deta hai?
S.K: 60 paise mein to sirf chhilka milega.
Sindhi: Le 40 paise, chilka rakh aur kela de de.
2. Sindhi on his deathbed.
My wife, where r u ?
Wife: Yes, I'm here
My sons daughters r u all here?
Yes, Papa
Sindhi: To phir bahar wale kamre
ka pankha kyun chal raha hai ???
3. Sindhi 14th floor se neeche gira
Girte waqt usne
apne ghar ki khidki me
apni wife ko roti pakate hue dekha
to chilla ke bola:
MERI ROTI NAHIN PAKANA!
4. Sindhi ne Sheikh ko khoon de ke uski jaan bachai.
Sheikh ne use MERCEDES gift kar di.
Sheikh ko phir khoon ki zaroorat padi,
Sindhi ne phir khoon diya.
Ab ki baar Sheikh ne till wale laddu gift kiye,
Sindhi: (Gusse se): Mercedes kyun nahin di?
Sheikh: Munna!!! Ab hamare andar bhi sindhi ka khoon daud raha hai:)
1. Sindhi: Yeh banana kaise diya?
Shopkeeper: 1Rs.
Sindhi: 60 Paisa ka deta hai?
S.K: 60 paise mein to sirf chhilka milega.
Sindhi: Le 40 paise, chilka rakh aur kela de de.
2. Sindhi on his deathbed.
My wife, where r u ?
Wife: Yes, I'm here
My sons daughters r u all here?
Yes, Papa
Sindhi: To phir bahar wale kamre
ka pankha kyun chal raha hai ???
3. Sindhi 14th floor se neeche gira
Girte waqt usne
apne ghar ki khidki me
apni wife ko roti pakate hue dekha
to chilla ke bola:
MERI ROTI NAHIN PAKANA!
4. Sindhi ne Sheikh ko khoon de ke uski jaan bachai.
Sheikh ne use MERCEDES gift kar di.
Sheikh ko phir khoon ki zaroorat padi,
Sindhi ne phir khoon diya.
Ab ki baar Sheikh ne till wale laddu gift kiye,
Sindhi: (Gusse se): Mercedes kyun nahin di?
Sheikh: Munna!!! Ab hamare andar bhi sindhi ka khoon daud raha hai:)
Sunday, January 6, 2013
Marketing & Feedback
Student Hugs a Girl.
GIRL: What's this?
BOY: Direct Marketing.
GIRL slaps boy.
BOY: What's this?
GIRL : Customer FEEDBACK !!!
GIRL: What's this?
BOY: Direct Marketing.
GIRL slaps boy.
BOY: What's this?
GIRL : Customer FEEDBACK !!!
SOME DESI JOKES!!!
God -bete, mannat maang.
Man -plz mujhe phir se unmarried kar do. God - beta 'mannat' maangne ko kaha hai, "Jannat" nahi ! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~
A man was granted two wishes by God, He asked for the best drink & the best woman ever. Next moment he got mineral water & Mother Teresa. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Teacher: In 3 Mein farak Batao... call GIRL,GIRL FRIEND or BiWI ?? Sari Class chup ho gyi, itne mein MONTY bola: Madam ji, prepaid, postpaid aur unlimited ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~ Wife to Santa : "You don't love me at all" Santa points towards their five children and says "Do you think I downloaded them from google" ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Beta: Papa meri teacher kitni mast hai na! Father: Beta teacher maa ke baraber hoti hai. Beta: Aap to hamesha apni hi khushi dekhte ho ...;) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ There are 3 kinds of men in this world.
Some remain single and make wonders happen. Some have girlfriends and see wonders happen. Rest get married and wonder what happened=)) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~ Puri LIFE ko Sudhaarne k liye ek WIFE kafi hai, Par ek WIFE ko sudhaarne k liye puri LIFE bhi kam hai, -
Swami Dukhiya Nandji. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Wives are magicians. ..... . . . . . . . . . . They can change anything into an argument ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Women live a Better, Longer & Peaceful Life, as compared to men. WHY? A very INTELLIGENT Sardar replied: Women don't have a wife! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~
Thursday, January 3, 2013
Virgin couple
A young virgin couple are finally wed. Each one is nervous about the impending night, but neither are willing to admit or ask each other about it. Wondering what to do first, the young man calls his father.
"pop, what do I do first?"
"Get naked and climb into bed," his father replies. So, the young man does as he is advised. The girl is mortified and calls her mama. "Get naked and join him," is the advice from mama, so she complies. After laying there for a few moments, the young man excuses himself and calls his dad again. "What do I do?" he asks. His father replies, "Look at her naked body. Then, take the hardest part of your body and put it where she pees!" is the dad's advice. A few moments later, the girl again calls her mama. "What do I do now?" she asks. "Well, what is he doing?" mama asks. "He's in the bathroom, dunking his head in toilet ... 😛
"pop, what do I do first?"
"Get naked and climb into bed," his father replies. So, the young man does as he is advised. The girl is mortified and calls her mama. "Get naked and join him," is the advice from mama, so she complies. After laying there for a few moments, the young man excuses himself and calls his dad again. "What do I do?" he asks. His father replies, "Look at her naked body. Then, take the hardest part of your body and put it where she pees!" is the dad's advice. A few moments later, the girl again calls her mama. "What do I do now?" she asks. "Well, what is he doing?" mama asks. "He's in the bathroom, dunking his head in toilet ... 😛
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