मेरी शौहरत की बुलंदियों को देखकर हैरान हैं लोग

पर किसी ने मेरी नीचे की सूजन नही देखी 

- सनी लियोन😜😜

😝😜😂😂😂

Wife - u  got to stop abusing especially when u r driving...

Husband- kya Hua?

Wife - Our 4 year old son thinks Red light signal is called पैण दी लन...

And traffic jam is called फड़ लो टट्टे.....😆😀😀😀

An Indian migrated to America , and moved into an American neighbourhood;

His American neighbour went next door to wish him welcome.He was shocked to see the man from India in his nice backyard chasing ten chickens around like mad. 

"Must be an Indian custom," he thought to himself.

Deciding he could put off the welcome till a later date, he went home.

The next day, he decided he was going to welcome the Indian man again.

When he looked through his window, he saw the Indian man urinate into a cup and drink it. 

"Must be an Indian custom," he thought to himself.

Deciding he could put off the welcome till the next day, he went on with other stuff.

The third day, he was determined to welcome the Indian man. At his gate, he saw the Indian man with his ear pressed against a cow's big fat butt.

Seeing this, he became disgusted and went up to the Indian man.

"I'm sorry sir, I did want to wish you a warm welcome, but I cannot stand your crazy Indian customs!" He yelled at the Indian .

The Indian looked confused and answered. "Sorry sir, I think you are mistaken. These are actually American customs. I was told, that in order to be a true American, you have to chase chicks, get piss drunk,

 and listen to bullshit.

Santa stops his Mercedes at a traffic light. 

A beautiful woman stops her BMW beside him. 

Santa rolls down his window. 

The woman also does the same. 

The woman smiles at Santa. 

Santa also smiles back and asks...

"Tussi vi padd maarya?"

💨💨💨😂😝😆

Doctor : 

Your Liver is enlarged 

Patient : 

Does that mean it has space for more whisky ? 

This is called...

- Positive Thinking..

😄😄😄

Lady to her dietician :- What l am worried about is my height and not my weight.

Doc :- How come???

Lady :- According to my weight, my height should be 7.8 feet... 😜

Now this is called positive attitude.. 👍👍

 Self Confidence at its Peak👉

A Man wrote to SBI (India's largest lender)

"My Cheque was returned with remark 'Insufficient funds'. I want to know whether it refers to mine or the Bank".

😂

📺"कमाल" का मैच , ब्राइटनेस बढ़ा दो तो ,इंग्लैण्ड वाले नही दिख रहे 👦🏻🌕

और घटा दो तो वेस्टइंडीज वाले नही दिख रहे 👨🏿🌑

#WT20Final🏆

#WI vs Eng 🌓

टीचर क्लास में अपने बच्चे को दुध पिलाती हुए बोली..अले अले ...मेला बेटा दुददु पी के डाक्टर बनेगा..Ek Harami Student Bola : मैडम जी थोड़ा हमे भी पिला दो, हम मेडिकल स्टोर ही खोल लेंगे ..... 

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

भारतीय टीम ने icc से

 अनुरोध किया है कि,,, 

सेमीफाइनल मैच दुबारा दिन मे 

कराया जाय,,,,, क्यूँ कि रात 

को वेस्टइंडीज के खिलाङी 

दिखाई नहीं दिए 😂😂😂