Story of santa birth

Santa ki Maa: 20 saal tak meri koyi aulaad nahi hui..

Press Repoter: Phir aapne kya kiya?

Maa: Phir mein 21 saal ki hui to papa ne meri shaadi karayi, phir ja ke Santa hua..!

Exam hall

Xam hall is d most vulgar n seducing place whr u can say 2an unknown girl

1. Kuch to dikha de yar,
chal figure hi dikha de

2. Hath hata, kuch dikh ni rha. Ese mai kese krunga?

3. Thoda sa reh gya niche ka Bas 10 min.

4. Dede yar,wrna m to mar jaunga.

5. 1baar aur khol de, mai fatafat kr lunga is bar.😀

Opportunism

1 Nangi ladki 20 Floor se giri.
18 floor par 1 aadmi ne catch kiya, bola 'Chusegi' ???
Ladki shareef thi, manaa kar diya.
Aadmi ne usska hath chodd diya,

Iss barr 16 floor pe 1 aadmi ne catch kiya And bola 'Chudegi' ?
Ladki : No.
Usne bhi uska hath chodd diya
Ladki girne lagi, Gaand fati maut ke darr se, socha=-?kash unki baat man leti.
12 floor pe 1 aadmi ne phir catch kiya.
Ladki - Mein Chusungi bhi Chudungi bhi.
(Iss baar aadmi Shareef nikla ) Aadmi - Chal randi saali , Jaa, marr...
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OPPORTUNITY KNOCKS ONCE ONLY, SOMETIMES TWICE BUT NEVER THEREAFTER..

Saalo tum logon ko achaa inspirational msg bhi samjhaane ke liye Sexy tareeke se bhejna paddta hai..

Avoid smoking

Doctor: Do you smoke?
Guy: Yes I do.
Doc: How many packs a day?
Guy: 3 packs.
Doc: How much per pack?
Guy: $10.00 per pack.
Doc: And how long have you been smoking?
Guy: 15 years
Doc: So 1 pack is $10.00 and you have been smoking 3 packs a day which puts your spending per month at $900. In 1 year, it would have been $10,800. Correct?
Guy: Hmm..Correct.
Doc: If 1 year you spend $10,800, not accounting for inflation, the past 15 years puts your spending total at $162,000. Correct?
Guy: Correct.
Doc: Do you know if you hadn't smoke, that money could have been put in a step-up interest savings account and after accounting for compound interest for the past 15 years, you could have by now bought a Ferrari?
Guy: Oh. Do you smoke?
Doc: No.
Guy: Then where's your f@cking Ferrari?!! X_X =)) =D

Best friends

Before Paul goes to war, he fits a chastity belt on his wife.
He locks it and gives the key to his best friend Fergus.
"If I'm not back within 4 years, open and enjoy".
He hops on his horse and hits the road.
A half an hour later he notices a dust cloud behind him.
He stops and sees that it is Fergus. "What's wrong?" he asks.
Out of breath, Fergus answers. "It's the wrong key!


"Men will B Men!!":p



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Girlfriend: Kya Tum Mere Liye Farhaad Ki Tarhan Dhood Ki Nehren Nahi Nikaal Sakte Ho ?

Boyfriend: Kyun Nahi Tum Dabaney Ka Moqa To Do!