Mehangayi

Agar yahi Government aur 4 saal rahi to

1.Dudh sirf Boobs me hoga.

2.Gas sirf Gand se niklegi.

3.Pani sirf Lund se tapkega.

4.Petrol to itna mehnga hoga ki Gand me Mirchi laga ke kam par bhagna padega:-%

Confessional box

Two Difficult Things To Achieve -

1.    To plant your ideas in someone else's head.

2.    To put someone else's money in your own pocket.

The one who succeeds in the first one is called a Teacher.  And the second is called a Businessman.

 

The one who succeeds in both is called a Wife. The one who fails in both is called a Husband!  😥😜😷

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Confessional Box ?????

A guy goes into the confessional box after years being away from the Church. 

He pulls aside the curtain, enters and sits himself down. There's a fully equipped bar with crystal glasses, the best vestry wine, Guinness on tap, cigars and liqueur chocolates nearby, and on the wall a fine photographic display of buxom ladies who appear to have mislaid their garments.

He hears a priest come in: "Father, forgive me for it's been a very long time since I've been to confession and I must admit that the confessional box is much more inviting than it used to be".

The priest replies, "Get out, you idiot. You're on my side". 😜😜😝

Lankesh

RAVAN ki Barsi aane wali h

Unki YAAD m plz Ye SMS

km se km

kisi 6 RAAKSHAS ya 6 BHOOTNI ko zaroor SEND krein.aapki manokamna puri hogi 

Maine  apna Farz pura kr Diya.

"JAI LANKESH"  :".                          😄😃😀😊😍😳😢😪😥😡

Life's attitude

Must Read Superb Attitude for Life

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Log hamare bare me kya sochte hain,

Agar yeh bhi hum hi sochenge toh phir log kya sochenge..! 

Jiyo bindas..;)

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 Someone asked Life:

Why are you so difficult...????!!!

Life Smiled and said

"You people never appreciate easy things"...:) ✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨

 Forgive others, not because they deserve forgiveness, 

but because you deserve peace... 

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Unbelievable fact --  

Our body is full of water but wherever it hurts,

blood cums out.

&

Our heart is full of blood but

whenever it hurts,

TEARS comes out.

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If you have a "magnetic" personality and yet people don't get attracted to you - it's not your fault.

They have "iron" deficiency in their bodies

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Coolest msg. . . . . . 

"if we sleep on flowers, its called our first night"

"if flowers sleep on us, its called our last night"

Reality of life....

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Pearl of the Day:

"If You want to feel Rich,

Just  Count All The Things You have, That Money cannot Buy."

Fudi Da

Lulli gori karn de 3 trike

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Mainu pata c tu jurur pdenga kanjra "kaali lulli walaya"

THIS ONE IS SUPERB 😂😂    Santa : "Dr.SAAB sheesha vekh k mera lun khada ho janda ae." 

DOC-"Ae koi bemari nai teri shakal hi fudi wargi ae.. Fudi Deya 😜😛