To avoid condom related accident use 2 condoms with chilli powder in between them...if outer one breaks she will know and if inner one breaks you will know!

-William Sexpeare

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PATI : Are sunti ho ! Seene ke safed baal

dikhane par mujhe senior citizen pension mil

gayi !

PATNI : Zip khol ke dikha dete to VIKLAANG

Bhatta bhi mil jata..

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Santa:-veg aur non-veg me kya hota hai?

Banta:- film dekhte waqt agar ankh me pani aaye to veg

aur agar underwear me aaye to non-veg

कस्टमर केयर वाली कहती है;

हिंदी वाले 1 दबाएँ 

इंग्लिश वाले 2 दबाएँ;

साला ये तो हिंदी बोलने वाले के साथ नाइंसाफी है!

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