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"सपना" भी बच गई ओर "संतोष" भी हो गया ।।।।।।

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सन्ता(फ़ोन पर): मैडमजी, तुस्सी कित्थे?

मैडमजी: जी मैं कपूरथल्ले । 

सन्ता(hurt):क्यों?? असी माड़े सी??

Hahaha

BAAP: Me Tumhari Shadi Apni Mrji Se Kronga....

BETA: No

BAAP: Larki Ambani Ki Beti Hai

BETA: Phr Thik Hai

Baap Ambani K pPas Gaya

BAAP: Mein Tumhari Beti Ko Bahu Bnana Chahta Hun.

Ambani : No

BAAP: Mera Beta World Bank Ka CEO Hai...

Ambani: Phir Thik Hai.

Baap World Bank K President K Pass Jata Hai.

BAAP: Mere Bete Ko Bank Ka CEO Bna Do...

Presidnt: No

BAAP: Wo Ambani ka Damad Hai.

Presidnt: Phir Thik Hai. 

YE HAI SIYASAT Nokri B Mili Or Chokri Bhi 😆 Hanso Mat Market Me New AaYa Hai...

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Group Kisika Bhi Ho Par Dhamaka Hamara Hi Hoga 💣💣🔪🔪🔫🔫

Husband walking behind his Wife says, 

"Baby u become so fat...ur bums look lyk a washing machine!!'' 😁😁

The wife keeps quiet and keeps walking...😕

At night the husband asks for sex..😎

Wife, Sory Darling..I cant start d washing machine for such a small load !! 

Why don't you do a hand wash!!!!! 😜😜💃💃💃💃

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Try to answer this if u are a real cricket buff........... using minimum number of clues...!

Clue no: 1 - In a Historic match between India and England , he served as the captain of the team.....

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Clue no: 2 - He was the Opening bowler in that match......

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Clue no: 3 - He was also the Opening batsman in that match....

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Clue no: 4 - He is the one who bowled the last ball of the

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Clue no: 5 - He was the one, who faced the last ball of the

innings....

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Still u didn't get it...... ooops.....

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Clue no: 6 - He took the last wicket of the innings......

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Clue no: 7 - He was named the man of the match in that particular game....

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Okay atleast after this easy one

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Clue no: 8 - He won the match for his team by hitting a sixer off the

last ball........ Who is HE???

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. Clue no: 9 - He was the captain in his debut match

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Not yet??!!!

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Okay Let us see the answer....

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It is..........

Aamir Khan in Lagaan

I am still searching for the guy who sent me this...

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