Santa & ladki sex kar rahe the.. Achanak ladki ka husband aa gaya.. Ladki ne santa ko cupboard mei chhupa dia but uski gotiyan darwaze ke bahar reh gaye..
Husband: ye kya hai.?
Wife: ye maine nayi bell lagwayi hai.
Husband ne hila kar dekha, koi aawaj ni aayi, zor se hilaya phir bhi koi aawaj nahi ayi.Phir usne zor se mukka mara to Santa cupboard se bahar akar rote hue bola...
Tiinggtonggg Maa ke laudey Tinggtongg=))
Monday, October 29, 2012
Sunday, October 28, 2012
Aadami ya janwar
Adalat Mein Ek Talak Ka Case Aata Hai, Patni Judge Se Kehti Hai. Patni: Ye Mujhe Bahut Chodta Hai, Main In Ke Sath Nahi Reh Sakti Judge Uske Pati Se Puchta Hai: Kitni Baar Chodte Ho Ek Din Mein? Pati: Raat Ko Sone Se Pehle, Phir Aadhi Raat Ko, Phir Subah Chai Se Pehle, Phir Chai Pee Ke, Phir Breakfast Se Pehle, Phir Breakfast Ke Baad, Phir Office Jane Se Pehle, Phir Office Se Aa Ke, Phir Lunch Karke, Phir Sham Ko Office Se Aa Ke, Phir Chai Pee Ke, Phir Dinner Se Phle Aur Fir Dinner Kar Ke, Judge: Itni Baar Chod Ke Tu Bor Nahi Hota? Pati: Ji Jab Bor Hota Hu Tab Mutth Maar Leta Hu
Pappu ki gand
Pappu Ne Aaj Tak Apni Gaand (Back) Nahi Dekhi Thhi. Kisi Shararat Ki Vajah Se School Mein Teacher Ne Uski Back Pe Kafi Sare Dande Maare. Rota Hua Bechara Ghar Aya Aur Socha Ki Sheeshe Mein Check Karta Hun Sheeshe Mein Back Ko Dekh Kar Pappu Bola Pappu: Madhar Chod Harami Master Ne Itna Mara Ki 2 Tukde Hi Kar Diye
Facts
Few Classics:
An intelligent wife is one who spends so much that her husband can't afford another woman.
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Cool message by a woman: Dear mother-in-law,"don't teach me how to handle my children,I'm living with one of yours and he needs a lot of improvement."
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A kid was beaten by his mom.
Dad came home and asked, What happened son??
Kid said, can't adjust with your wife anymore, I need my own.
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In an African safari, a lion suddenly bounced on Photographer's wife.
Wife: Shoot him! Shoot him!
Man: Yes, yes. I'm changing the battery in my camera..
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What is the difference between mother and wife?
One woman brings you into this world crying and the other ensures you continue to do so.
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An intelligent wife is one who spends so much that her husband can't afford another woman.
*******************************************
Cool message by a woman: Dear mother-in-law,"don't teach me how to handle my children,I'm living with one of yours and he needs a lot of improvement."
*******************************************
A kid was beaten by his mom.
Dad came home and asked, What happened son??
Kid said, can't adjust with your wife anymore, I need my own.
*******************************************
In an African safari, a lion suddenly bounced on Photographer's wife.
Wife: Shoot him! Shoot him!
Man: Yes, yes. I'm changing the battery in my camera..
*******************************************
What is the difference between mother and wife?
One woman brings you into this world crying and the other ensures you continue to do so.
******
Tuesday, October 23, 2012
Aadami ya janwar
Adalat Mein Ek Talak Ka Case Aata Hai, Patni Judge Se Kehti Hai. Patni: Ye Mujhe Bahut Chodta Hai, Main In Ke Sath Nahi Reh Sakti Judge Uske Pati Se Puchta Hai: Kitni Baar Chodte Ho Ek Din Mein? Pati: Raat Ko Sone Se Pehle, Phir Aadhi Raat Ko, Phir Subah Chai Se Pehle, Phir Chai Pee Ke, Phir Breakfast Se Pehle, Phir Breakfast Ke Baad, Phir Office Jane Se Pehle, Phir Office Se Aa Ke, Phir Lunch Karke, Phir Sham Ko Office Se Aa Ke, Phir Chai Pee Ke, Phir Dinner Se Phle Aur Fir Dinner Kar Ke, Judge: Itni Baar Chod Ke Tu Bor Nahi Hota? Pati: Ji Jab Bor Hota Hu Tab Mutth Maar Leta Hu
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