Here are the Types of Orgasm for a Woman...

1. The Optimist - 

Oh Yes, Oh Yes, Oh Yes !!!........

2. The Pessimist - 

Oh No, Oh No, Oh No !!!..........

3. The Confused - 

Oh Yes, Oh No, Oh Yes, Oh No !!!....

4. The Traveller - 

Ahh, I'm coming, I'm coming !!!.....

5. The Religious - 

Oh God, Oh God !!!........

6. The User - 

Ahh, More, More, More!!!.......

7. The Murderer / Mafia - 

Ahh, If you take it out, 

I'll kill you!!!......

8. The Submariner - Mmm...Ohhh...Deeper...Deeper... Go Deeper !!!.....

9. Classical Indian orgasm: Nahi.. Nahii.. Naahiiinnn...!!!......

10. Rock 'n' Roll Orgasm: 

Oh baby oh yeah, oh baby !!!......

11. Heavy Metal Orgasm: 

Yaa Come on Honey... 

F**k me hard... Yeahh Babby !!..... come on...

12. Grand Maratha Orgasm: 

Aai Ga. aayi aaayi... Aaayiii gaa !!!...

13. Parsi Orgasm: Oh mummy mummy mummy !!!.......

14. Gujju Orgasm: 

Oh Bhagwan... mari gai... mari gai... aaahh !!!.......

15. South Indian Orgasm: 

Aaiiyo... Aaiiyo... Aaiyayyo !!!......

16. Bong Orgasm: Oodi baba! Ooooddddiiiiiii baaaa baaaba !!!.....

17. Punjabi Orgasm: 

Chal utar ja hun kaminey, 

mainu hor vi kamm HAIN !!!....😜

SARDAR IN A TOUGH QUIZ - MUST READ

 

 

 

 

Sardarji is in a Quiz Contest trying to win prize money of Rs.1 crore.

The questions are as follows:

1) How long was the 100 year war?

A) 116

B) 99

C) 100

D) 150

Sardar says "I will skip this"

2) In which country are the Panama hats made?

A) BRASIL

B) CHILE

C) PANAMA

D) EQUADOR

Sardar asks for help from the University students

3) In which month do the Russians celebrate the October Revolution?

A) JANUARY

B) SEPTEMBER

C) OCTOBER

D) NOVEMBER

Sardar asks for help from general public

4) Which of these was King George VI first name?

A) EDER

B) ALBERT

C) GEORGE

D) MANOEL

Sardar asks for lucky cards

5) The Canary islands, in the Pacific Ocean, has its name based on which animal:

A) CANARY BIRD

B) KANGAROO

C) PUPPY

D) RAT

Sardar gives up.

NOW SCROLL DOWN.......

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.

.If You think you are indeed clever and laughed at Sardar's replies, then

please check the answers below:

1) The 100 year war lasted 116 years from 1337-1453

2) The Panama hat is made in Equador

3) The October revolution is celebrated in November

4) King George's first name was Albert. In 1936 he changed his name.

5) Puppy. The Latin name is INSULARIA CANARIA which means islands of

the puppies.

Now tell me who's the dumb one....Don't ever laugh at a Sardar again... !

 

Your's Sincerely,

Manmohan Singh

And his relative 

YO YO HONEY SINGH

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KiLLER SHAYRI:-

Apne roop pr itna gurur na karo,

ye sab 2 din ki hasti h,

Tumhare chehre per tab tak masti h,

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jab tak...

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Fair & lovely sasti hai

Once a father beats up his son and when son starts crying he says sorry.

Son says - Take a piece of paper. Crumble it. Fold it. Now open it. Say "sorry" to it. Are the scars on the paper gone?

Dad says- Take my scooter and try to start. does it start? Nahin naa. Now give it 3-4 kicks. Now does it start? Hua na. Saale tu wahi scooter hai, koi paper nahi. Aage se ye whatsapp aur Facebook wale gyaan apne baap ko mat dena.😂😂😂😂

Ladki Ke Inkar Par Masoom Si Ek Ghazal pesh karta hu,

pasand aaye to tali ka haqdar samjna...

Yu Hum Ko Satane Ki Zarurat Kya Thi?

Gand Meri Jalane Ki Zarurat Kya Thi?

Jo Nahi Tha Ishq To Keh Diya Hota,

Apni Maa Chudane Ki Zarurat Kya Thi?

Maloom Tha Agar Ye Khwab Toot Jayega,

Neend Me Aa Kar Chudwane Ki Zarurat Kya Thi?

Maan Lu Agar Ye Ek Tarfa Muhabbat Thi,

Par Behn-Ki-Lodi tujhe mujhe dekh ke Muskurane Ki Jarurat Kya Thi...!!!

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