Santa pulls up at a red light besides a gorgeous young woman, smiles at her and lowers his window. The woman smiles back and also lowers her window. 

"Ah," says santa, "tussi wi padd marya hai"

MUNNA CIRCUIT

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Munna: Kya kar rela hai circuit?

Circuit: Bhai bulb pe baap ka naam likh rela hu

Munna: Kyun!

Circuit: Bhai, baap ka naam roshan karne ka he na.

😜

Munna: Ae Circuit ye Dr. log opration se pehle

patient ko behosh kyun karte hai?

Circuit: Bhai! Bole to patient opration sikh gaya

to Dr. Logo ki to vaat lag jayegi na.

😜

Circuit: Bhai, apun ne kal Sania Mirza se phone pe baat ki.

Munna bhai: Arre wah, kya kaha usne.

Circuit: Usne kaha, Mamu wrong number!!

😜

Munna Bhai: Apna Desh kaun chala raha hai?

Cirkit: Bhai SMS

Munna Bhai: Kya bakta hai?

Cirkit: Bhai, SMS bole toh

S=SARDAR

M=MANMOHAN

S=SINGH

😜

Munna: ye Gandhi Bapu

har note me haste hi

kyu rehte hei ??

Circuit: Simple hai

BHAI, Royenge to note

geeela ho jayenga na.

😜

Circuit- Bhai, Aamerican Rastrapati Kaha Rehta He?

Munaa- DHOBIGHAT Pe

Circuit- Dhobighat Bole To?

Munaa- English Me Bole To

“WASHING TOWN"

😜

Munna Bhai: Aay circuit, baapu bole to

gandhi ji kapde kyu nahi pehantay thay?

Circuit: Bhai bole toh bapu bhi us

time ke salmaan khan the!!!

😜😝😛😆😸😺

If   you   see   the   moon ..... You   see    the    beauty    of    God .....   If    you   see    the   Sun ..... You   see    the    power   of    God .....   And ....    If   you   see   the   Mirror ..... You   see     the    best    Creation of   GOD .... So    Believe   in     YOURSELF..... :) :) :).

We all are tourists & God is our travel agent who 

already fixed all our Routes Reservations & Destinations

So!

Trust him & Enjoy the "Trip" called LIFE...

Our aim in life should be

9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1 0

🔹9-glass drinking water.  🍸🍹

🔹8-hrs sound sleep. 😴😴

🔹7-wonders tour with family. 👪

🔹6-six digit income.💰💰 

🔹5-days work a week 

🔹4-wheeler. 🚗

🔹3-bedroom flat 💒j

🔹2-cute children. 👫

🔹1-sweetheart. 🙋

🔹0-tension! 👍

Yhe jindgi na milegi dubara 😄😀😜😗😙😃😘

👍👌 💯✅

 

send to all friends who are important to you...

👏💃💐🙏🌹

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When you officially convert Rs.3 Lacs to Rs.3000 crores you are called Robert Vadra. 

When you officially convert Rs 3000 crores to Rs.3 Lacs you are called Vijay Mallya.

The actual difference lies between hanging around the right women and chasing the wrong ones.

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Sunny leone in Khana Khazana: Aaj main Aapko "Kele ka Kofta" banana sikhati hoon.

Sabse pehle 1 saaf mota Kela lein.

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 ...

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 Agar lene mein maza aa raha hai to lete rahein.

 Kofte ki Maa ka Bhosda

 fir kabhi ban jayega!

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