Aaj bhi Wo Pados Wale Uncle Yaad Hai Jo Mujh Se Kehte The Ki Lollipop Chahiye To Pant Ki Jeb Main Hath Daal Ke Khud Hi Nikaal Lo.

Aur Jab Main Unki Pant Ki Jaib Main Hath Daalti Thee To Kitni Der Tak Lollipop Pakad Kar Khichti Rahti Thee,

Magar Uncle Ne Itni Kas Ke Lollipop Bandha Hota Tha, Ki Uski Cheeni Pighal Ke Mere Hath Me Lag Jati Thee,

Magar Kabhi Bhi Lollipop Nahi Nikaal Saki”…

Sunny Leone Ki Kitaab 

– “Mera Bachpan 

– Meri Shararatein“ Se. 

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A Pakistani virgin bride was all set to get married to a Pathan, when her mother took her aside for a little pre-nuptial advice.

  

"Dear, I know you love this man," the mother began. "And we've tried to welcome him into our family. But there is something you must know. These Pathans like to make love in a disgusting way, so if he ever asks you to turn over before making love, DON'T do it. It's degrading and painful, and it will ruin your marriage."

  

The happy couple enjoys their first month of marital bliss, when one night, the Pathan says to his wife, "Honey, let's try making love a little differently tonight. Why don't you roll over?"

  

The woman loses her cool. "You brute," she sobs.

 

"My mother warned me about you Pathans, I can't believe you would do this to me."

"But honey," the startled Pathan replies." I just thought you might want to have children....!!!😝😝

New born baby immediately after being born asks the nurse, "breakfast mein kya hai"?

Nurse says,

"Aloo parantha dahi and Chhole Bhature. "

Baby: Wahe Guru,

Phir ludhiana 😂😂

ज़िन्दगी का एक बड़ा सच...

जब टट्टों पर मच्छर आकर बेठता है तब यह एहसास होता है कि कुछ चीज़ें बिना मारपीट के भी सुलझाई जा सकती है...!!!😆

Pappu on honeymoon nite

 

Jaanu itna kyu ghabra rahi ho..?

 Biwi: Mujhe sex ke baare me kuch bhi nahi pata..

 

Pappu: aree to isme sharmaane ki kya baat hai (he points at his dick) - Isko kehte hai Qaidi.

 (he points finger at her pussy)- isko kehte hai jail...jab qaidi jail me jaata hai aur baahar aata hai usse sex bolte hai..

 

Biwi: Itna aasan?

 To phir chaalu kare.?

 

They have passionate sex and pappu rests...

 

Biwi nudges him again says: suno jail khuli hai aur qaidi bahar hai...

 Pappu fir se Biwi k uper chadd jata hai... maaze se chodta hai...

 

10 min baad Biwi nudges him again n says : jail khuli hai aur qaidi baahar ghum raha hai...

 

Pappu thodi himmat jutata hai aur fir Biwi ko chodta hai,

 

Jaisi hi pappu leta...

 

Biwi ki tadap fir se jaag gai aur boli : jail khuli hai aur qaidi bahar hai....

 

Frustrated pappu: To bhen-ki-lodi thodi baahar ki hawa bhi khaane de...UMAR QAID thodi mili hai..

Its new in whatsapp faila do ...... .......😜😝😝

Its a very special day...

Today Is Year's Middle Day.

We Hv Completed 183 Days and Still we have 183 Dayz left in the year...    

Hope u had a good first half...

And here's wishing you all  good and better second half...

Hope I'm the only one to wish u this ...

💐💐🌹🌹💐💐