ए खुदा,,, मेरी मौत आने के 5 मिनट पहले बता देना कि

मै

मरने वाला हूं ।

नही तो,

मोबाइल फार्मेट किये बिना मर गया तो इज्जत के झंडे लहरा जाएंगे ।

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

IT dept found spelling mistake in Sunny Leone's ITR form

She clarified that its correctly written as 50 Lacs - Anal Income 

😂😂😂

Last night, I went to a party hosted by my rich Punjabi friend, Singh. 

On arrival, he greeted me with his pretty wife and said, "LICK HER IN THE FRONT & BANG HER AT THE BACK". 

I was SCANDALIZED!!!

Then his wife explained, "Bhaisahab! Unhone kaha, "LIQUOR IN THE FRONT & BHANGRA AT THE BACK"".

😜😜😜😜😝😝

Doctor Dubey had slept with one of his patients and felt guilty all day long. No matter how much he tried to forget about it, he just couldn't. The guilt and sense of betrayal was overwhelming. But every once in a while he'd hear an internal, reassuring voice in his head that said:

 

"Dubey, don't worry about it. You aren't the first medical practitioner to sleep with one of their patients, and you won't be the last. And you're single. Just let it go, Dubey."

 

But invariably another voice in his head would bring him back to reality, whispering:

 

. 

. 

. 

. 

 Dubey.....

 Dubey.....

 Dubey, you Bastard..

 You're a veterinary doctor" 😂😂😂

Doctor Dubey had slept with one of his patients and felt guilty all day long. No matter how much he tried to forget about it, he just couldn't. The guilt and sense of betrayal was overwhelming. But every once in a while he'd hear an internal, reassuring voice in his head that said:

 

"Dubey, don't worry about it. You aren't the first medical practitioner to sleep with one of their patients, and you won't be the last. And you're single. Just let it go, Dubey."

 

But invariably another voice in his head would bring him back to reality, whispering:

 

. 

. 

. 

. 

 Dubey.....

 Dubey.....

 Dubey, you Bastard..

 You're a veterinary doctor" 😂😂😂