Girl: kya tum mujhe apni family se zyada chahte ho..?

Boy: No.

Girl: Kyo?

Boy: Jab main paida huwa to meri Maa ne musibat jheli.

Jab bada hone laga to Baap ne ungli pakad kar chalna sikhaya.

Jab taklif hui to Behan royi,

Jab zarurat padi to Bhai ne saath diya.

Girl: achha Gan*u.. Jab lu*d khada hua to kon kaam ayaa..!

Boy: Mera Dost, Jo ye msg padh raha hai… Jisne muze hilaana sikhaya! 

😀😆

पत्नी :- एक गेम खेलते हैं,😃😃

पति :- कौन सा गेम ???😎😎

पत्नी :- अगर मैं कलर (COLOUR)

का नाम लूँ तो तुम लेफ्ट दीवार को

हाथ लगाना और फल (FRUIT)का

नाम लूँ तो राईट दीवार को हाथ लगाना

पति :- अगर मैं जीत गया तो ???

पत्नी :- जो हारेगा वो जीतने वाले की हर

बात मानेगा और वो भी जिंदगी भर !

पति :- ये गेम तो मैं जीतूंगा चलो खेलते हैं !

पत्नी :- तो ठीक है रेडी स्टेडी गो..ऑरेंज

(ORANGE ),,,,,,,,,,

पति 15 दिन से सोच में पड़ा हुआ है कि ये कलर बोली या फ्रूट ??😔😔😔

बीवी से कभी पंगा नही लेने का

🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄

Brand New on Rajni... KABALI!

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Rajnikanth was shot today... Tomorrow is the bullet`s funeral!

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Rajnikanth killed a terrorist in Pakistan 'via Bluetooth'!

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Rajnikanth can draw a straight line with a compass

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Rajnikanth`s pulse is measured in Richter scale!

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The new Rupee symbol is actually Rajnikanth`s signature!!!

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Rajnikanth has a statue of Madame Tussauds at his house!!

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Rajnikanth is the secret of Boost`s

energy;

and Complan is a Rajnikanth boy!

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Rajnikanth participated in 100m race, obviously he came first, but

Einstein died watching that, since Light came second!!

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Intel's new ad: "Rajnikanth Inside" 

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When Alexander Graham Bell first used his telephone, he realized that he already had two missed calls from Rajinikanth.

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Why does needle of magnetic compass always point towards North??? . . Because, RAJINIKANTH lives in the South and no one has guts to point at him!!! 

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The apple which fell on Newton was actually thrown by Rajinikanth!

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An email was sent from Pune to Mumbai, Rajinikanth stopped it in Lonawala! 

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Rajinikanth can whistle in 5 different languages! 

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Only Rajinikanth knows why Mona Lisa is smiling.

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A person died after hearing the price of Tur daal.

Dr. issued death certificate that read... Cause of death.."HIGH PULSE RATE" 

😂😂

लडके के पिता लड़की देखने गये! उन्होने लड़की के पिता से पूछा: लड़की क्या करती हे ?

लड़की के पिता  :सी ए हे !

उन्होने पूछा लड़की का भाई क्या करता हे ?

लड़की का पिता :वो भी सी ए हे !

लड़के का पिता :उसकी माता जी क्या करती हे ?

लड़की का पिता: वो भी सी ए हे !

लड़के का पिता :"अरे वाह ! सब सी ए, तब तो आप भी सी ए ही होगे !!"

लड़की का पिता: ना ,ना !  मे तो घाघरा चोली काटु हूँ ...

ये सब सीये हे  !!!

😄😄😄😄😄😄