This killed me.

A woman dies. In heaven she sees a large Wall full of Clocks.

She asks angel: What are these for?

Angel answers: These are Lie Clocks, every person has a lie clock! Whenever you lie on earth, clock moves.

The woman points towards a clock and asks: Whose clock is this? ...

Angel says: Its Mother Teresa's. It never moved, showing that she never told lie.

The woman asks: Where are the clocks of our Indian men?

The angel replies: Those are in our office, We use them as 'OFFICE FANS'

She then asked, what of the Indian women?

The angel replied, 'those are out there generating electricity!'

😱😱😂😂😂

This one is classic...

Santa Singh was sucking, licking, caressing and kissing his own fingers, palm and hand.

Banta: Why this madness? 😳

Santa: This is foreplay.. before Masturbation.

🤣🤣

Two fleas had an arrangement to meet every winter in Manali for a vacation. Last year, when one flea gets to Manali he is shivering and shaking.

The other flea asked him, "Why are shaking so badly?"

The first flea says, "I rode down here from Chandigarh  in the moustache of Banta  on a Bullet."

The other flea says, "That's the worst way to travel. Do what I do. Go to the New Delhi  airport bar. Have a few drinks. While there, look for a nice airhostess, crawl up her leg and nestle in where it's warm and cozy. It's the best way to travel that I can think of."

The first flea thanks the second flea and says he will give it a try next winter. 

A year goes by... 

When the first flea shows up in Manali he is shivering and shaking again.

The second flea says, "Didn't you try what I told you?"

"Yes," says the first flea. "I did exactly what you said. I went to the New Delhi airport bar. I had a few drinks. Finally, this nice young airhostess came in. I crawled right up to her warm cozy spot. It was so nice and warm that I fell asleep...

....when I woke up, I was back in the moustache of Banta on a Bullet."😂😂😂😂😂😜😜😀😀