Santa goes to Jagjit's concert...
Jagjit- Yeh daulat bhi lelo, yeh shohrat bhi lelo...
Santa- Main toh bahut pareshan hoon, meri toh aurat bhi lelo.
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Bus Driver ke peechhe baitha Bachcha bakwaas kar raha thaa..
Bachcha : Agar meri Maa Hathni hoti aur Baap Haathi toh main chhota Haathi hota.....
Agar meri Maa Cow aur Baap Bull hota toh main chhota Bull hota.....
Bachche se pareshaan ho kar gusse mein Driver bola : Agar teri Maa Randi aur Baap Bhadwaa hota toh Tu kya hota.....???
Bachcha smart tha jhat se bola: Toh main Bus Driver hota!!!
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