SOME DESI JOKES!!!

God -bete, mannat maang.

Man -plz mujhe phir se unmarried kar do. God - beta 'mannat' maangne ko kaha hai, "Jannat" nahi ! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~
A man was granted two wishes by God, He asked for the best drink & the best woman ever. Next moment he got mineral water & Mother Teresa. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Teacher: In 3 Mein farak Batao... call GIRL,GIRL FRIEND or BiWI ?? Sari Class chup ho gyi, itne mein MONTY bola: Madam ji, prepaid, postpaid aur unlimited ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~ Wife to Santa : "You don't love me at all" Santa points towards their five children and says "Do you think I downloaded them from google" ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Beta: Papa meri teacher kitni mast hai na! Father: Beta teacher maa ke baraber hoti hai. Beta: Aap to hamesha apni hi khushi dekhte ho ...;) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ There are 3 kinds of men in this world.

Some remain single and make wonders happen. Some have girlfriends and see wonders happen. Rest get married and wonder what happened=)) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~ Puri LIFE ko Sudhaarne k liye ek WIFE kafi hai, Par ek WIFE ko sudhaarne k liye puri LIFE bhi kam hai, -

Swami Dukhiya Nandji. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Wives are magicians. ..... . . . . . . . . . . They can change anything into an argument ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Women live a Better, Longer & Peaceful Life, as compared to men. WHY? A very INTELLIGENT Sardar replied: Women don't have a wife! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~