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Husband: I found Aladin's lamp today..

wife: wow, what did u ask for darling??

husband: I asked him to increase your brain ten times..

wife: oh..jaan..luv u so much...did he do that??

husband: He laughed and said multiplication doesn't apply on ZERO....

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😍Ek aadmi ne conductor se pucha: Aap kitne ghante bus me rehte ho?

Jawab : 24 hours. Wo kaise?

Jawab Mila : 8 ghante city bus me,  baaki 16 ghante biwi ke “BASME” !

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