Bhopali NAWAB Ne Naukar Ki Gand Maar Di.

NAUKAR- Maine Kya Galti Ki Saab? 

NAWAB- Bhosdike teri Galti K Liye Hum Kab Tak Intezar Karenge?

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Son was looking at falling stars and praying 4 gud marks.

Father came along and said "Technology is so advanced that man has reached the moon and ur searching 4 ur luck in stars?" 

Son replied "Dad, don't be ridiculous u know babies can be made in test tubes but have u stopped trying the old way?" 😂

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During sex, sexy GF Tells BF That She Wants To Do "69″

But The Boyfriend Doesn't Have Any Idea About What Is 69.

She Asks Him To Lay Down. And She Then Lays On Top Of Him In Reverse Direction So As In 69.

The Boyfriend Is Confused But Is Eager To Know About 69. So He Does As The GF Tells Him To Do.

They Lay Down In This Position For About 2 Min.

But Suddenly The GF Has To Let Go One Fart. Directly On Her BF's Face.

GF Quickly Apologizes And Asks Him To Stay In That Position For Some More Time.

After One Min She Has To Let Go One Another Fart.. This Time Bigger Than The Previous.

The BF Quickly Throws Her Away, Gets Up, Starts Dressing Up And Yells At Her..

"If You Think I Am Gonna Take 67 More Like This, You Are Mad" >:/ :& =)) =))