For all my Punjabi friends who will understand this
Mama-TENU Aini maar KYON PYI..?
Bhanja- KAL BaRAAT vich BOLI GALAT PEGI C..?
Mama : KIDDAN...?
Bhanja : "BAARI BRSI KHATAN GAYA C KHAT KE LEANDI TAAR , BHNGRA TA SAJDA, JE NACHE KURI DA YAAR.?
Mama-Fir ta maar paini hi c.
Bhanja-Mainu ta sirf maar hi payi
jehra nachiya c audda parso BHOG hai..,..😄😃😀
AMERICAN LIFE STYLE..
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DAUGHTER: Sorry Dad, I got married yesterday.. Forgot to invite U..
DAD: U naughty.. It's Ok.. But Don't forget next Time..😜😜😜😜. ➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖
Population Comparison :
-------------------------- INDIAN : I hav 4 sis & 3 bro. Wat
abt U?
AMERICAN : I hav no sis or
bro.Bt I hav 4 Moms from 1st
dad , 3 dads from 1st mom.
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😜😜😜😜😜😜Moulvi apni biwi ki Qabrr pe zor zor se PANKHA chala ke RO Raha tha.
Kisi ne kaha- Itni Mohabbat? Ya Allah!
Moluvi ne kaha- Marne wali keh gayi thi, meri qabar ki mitti sukhane ke baad hi dusra nikah karna.
Pata nahi koun sala roj 2 balti🚿 pani dal jata hai.
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😝Touching story...
A husband and wife went for a walk. While walking husband got hurt by a stone and started bleeding. He looked at his wife, hoping she would tear her dupatta and tie it on the wound.
Wife looked in his eyes and said: Sochna bhi mat...
Designer piece hai!!!
😄😆😝😜
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Q. Kashmir aur biwi mein kya samanta hai.....
Ans. Waise to dono hi samasya hai... par padosi nazar daale to gussa aata hai..
👿😡👿😡😄😎😉😜
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