😡Monday Night:

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Wife: Aaj tum daaru peeke aaye ho ! Kyun?

Husband : Arre Aaj office mai foreign clients k saath meeting thi to peeni padi 

😡Tuesday Night:

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Wife: Aaj tum fir daaru peeke aaye ho ! Kyun?

Husband : Arre Aaj mere ek friend ki engagement thi to Usne party di isliye

😡Wednesday Night:

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Wife: Aaj bhi tum peeke aaye..

Husband: Arre Aaj ek friend ka breakup ho gaya...WO bahut udaas tha to Uska mood fresh karne ke liye...

😡Thursday Night:

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Wife: Aaj fir se...Ab kiska breakup ho gaya?

Husband: Breakup nahi....Aaj Office mai work load tha...bahut tension thi....isliye

😡Friday Night:

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Wife: Aaj kyun?

Husband : Arre jis friend ki engagement thi na Tuesday ko, Aaj uski shaadi thi...to khushi ke mauke pe to....samajh gayi na

😡Saturday Night:

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Wife: hmmm...Ab?

Husband : Aaj purane school friends mil gaye the to WO disco le gaye aur zabardasti pila di...maine bahut mana bhi kiya par maane nahi...

😡Sunday Night:

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Wife (gusse se): Ab Aaj kya ho gaya..?

Husband : AADMI EK DIN BHI APNI MARJI SE NAHI PI SAKTA HAI KYA...??