D0UBLE MEANING ki limit:

Dad apne bete pappu ka result

lene school gaye.

Dad:Madam, kab dogi? kafi der

se mera Pappu KHADA hai.

Madam: Period to khatam hone

do

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Awarded Double Meaning Joke:

lady to rikshwalla "...under tak

jaayega?"

rikshawalla "bilkul jaayega

madam, aapke liye toh khada

kiya hai."

lady "thik hai toh..ghumake

phicche se le lo...."😀

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Dudhwala 🍼Continuously

Ringing Door Bell.

Lady from Inside:

Bhaiya kitna Dabaoge,

Ab bas bhi karo.

Tumse accha To Paperwala📰

hai;

Chupchap Neeche se Daal Deta

hai.😛.....

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Most confusing double meaning

joke..

:

Girl: aaj office jate hi boss mujpe

chad gaya!

Friend : Q???

Girl: Main "late gayi" thi..

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1st frnd to 2 Friend'

"Lay mithai kha!"

2nd Friend: Kis baat ki?

1st frnd:

Teri Bhabhi call centre me job

karti hai,

aur usko Best "CALL GIRL" ka

Award mila hay!

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Simran to Doctor :

Maine galti se meri Bhabhi ki

iPill kha li,

kya kru?

Dr: Bindaas ghoomo

Dosto ko khush karo,

72 ghanto k liye

Prepaid ho gayi ho .....

Jaa simran Jaa..😛.....

Jee le apni zindagi...