Maid wanted a salary raise.

Madam wanted 3 reasons why she wanted a raise

Maid: I can cook better than you?

Madam: Who told you that?

Maid: Your husband told me!

Madam: Ok, second reason

Maid: I can iron better than you

Madam: Who told you that

Maid: Your husband told me

Madam: Ok, and the third reason?

Maid: I am also better in bed than you! 

This time madam was furious and she was getting ready to break her head 

Madam: Did my husband say that?

Maid: No the driver told me that I'm better in bed than you

Madam: Please lower your voice I will increase your salary.....

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