Joke

Boss was fucking a girl.
Executive: Wah Boss!
akele-akele. Hamara no. kab ayega?
Boss: Bas ladki ke baad tera hi number hai
Santa ne Dr se puchaa - Ghar Jaane Ka Kya Loge?

Dr - 150/-

Santa-Chalo..

Dr ne Bike Nikali,Ghar Aa Gaya,

Dr-Kise Dekhna hai??
Santa- Kisi ko Nahi,
Taxi Wala 300 Mang Raha Tha!!

Santa and jagjit singh

Santa goes to Jagjit's concert...

Jagjit- Yeh daulat bhi lelo, yeh shohrat bhi lelo...

Santa- Main toh bahut pareshan hoon, meri toh aurat bhi lelo.


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Bus Driver ke peechhe baitha Bachcha bakwaas kar raha thaa..
Bachcha : Agar meri Maa Hathni hoti aur Baap Haathi toh main chhota Haathi hota.....
Agar meri Maa Cow aur Baap Bull hota toh main chhota Bull hota.....
Bachche se pareshaan ho kar gusse mein Driver bola : Agar teri Maa Randi aur Baap Bhadwaa hota toh Tu kya hota.....???
Bachcha smart tha jhat se bola: Toh main Bus Driver hota!!!

Breast feeding

SARDARNI: U say I look Old, but some of ur Frnds still praise me.
SARDAR: Must be Joginder Singh!!!

SRDARNI: Yes,but hw do u know?

SARDAR: He's a Scrap Dealer.😋

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Two moms, a Black & a White, were breast feeding.
White baby cries & the mom asks what he wants. Baby points to black mom & says:

"I want Chocolate flavor.."

Santa's english

Harvard Professor to Santa: "Visions of the Future are Better than Dreams of the Past" Please explain its' meaning with an example.....
Santa: Kal raat de hangover da na socho..! Aaj kithe, teh kisde naal peeni ae, eh socho..!

Rabbit and tortoise

Tortoise n rabbit wrote entrance exam,

Tortoise got 80%
Rabbit 81%.

Both went 4admission in an engineering college,
Cut off needed was 85%...

Rabbit didn't get but
Tortoise got admission.
How?

U remember wen v wer in 1st std tortoise won a race...
Sports quota 5% marks extra...