Sardar

🎲A couple went to a wish well.

Santa bent down, threw a coin & made a wish.

Wife bent down a little more and fell into the well.

Santa shouted,

"O Teri..

It works!

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Sardar ke bete ne kaha: "Papaji meri girl friend pregnant ho gayi hai, 50,000 maang rahi hai chup rehneke"

Sardar ne khamoshi se paise de diye.

Do mahine baad doosra beta bola: "Meri girl friend pregnant hai, 75,000 maang rahi hai"

Sardar ne khamoshi de diye.

6 mahine baad Sardar ki kuwari beti boli: "Daddy, I am pregnant"

Sardar ne usko gale se lagaya aur maatha choom ke kaha: "Waheguruji ki meher, ab paise lene ki baari hamaari hai !bolo tararara...😜😂

Genie

Tom and his hot 💁wife were playing golf ⛳when the ball suddenly goes inside someone's house :

They enter the house and see a broken bottle and a man.

Man: I want to thank you. I am a genie who was trapped for 1000 years in the bottle. I will give you both 1 wish each, and I will keep 1 wish for myself. 👺

Tom: I want a billion dollars!  💰

Wife: I want a house in every country of the world. ��

Genie: Done. Done.

Tom : And what is your wish genie?

Genie: Well, since I haven't loved a woman in a thousand years, my wish is to sleep with your wife.💏

Tom said: Emm  Ok! You're getting us a lot of money. I guess I don't mind. ��

The genie took the wife upstairs and slept with her for two hours. ♋

After it was over he asked her: How old is your husband? 😒

Wife answers: 35. 

Genie: Really? And he still believes in genie stories... !!! 😂😂?👻👻

Exam

New way of writting answers in exams.

If you don’t know the answer,

then put lines like this :

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and write below :

“Scratch here for ANSWERS”

Shayari Kills

Here some 🔨...

Killer shayaris.......😁😁

Using ur brain 💂is strictly & very strictly prohibited..

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1) Na jaan Na pehchaan,

Tu mera mehmaan,

And the award goes to A.R.Rehman 🎼..

2) Kisiko na thi mere pyar ki khabar,

Kisiko na thi mere pyar ki khabar,

Diagram galat ho gaya, Rubber de Rubber📊..

3) Teri adao pe mein waari waari,

Dial 139 for railway 🚋🚋 enquiry..

4) Na jine ki aarzu na marne ka khauf,

The number you are trying is currently switched off 📱..

5) Apne gamo ko bas dil me daba lo,

Naya godrej powder hair dye,

Bas kaato gholo aur laga lo..

6) Yuh khamosh reh kar tadpogi kabtak,

Cameraman praful ke saath deepak chaurasia AAJ TAK 📺..

7) Mehngai ke is daur mein karna padta hai apne kharche par kabooo,

Mehngai ke is daur mein karna padta hai apne  kharche par kabooo,

Ek chutki sindoor ki kimat tum kya jano Ramesh Babu...

8) Mein hoon yahan Tu hai wahan,

Mein hoon yahan Tu hai wahan,

LIFEBUOY hai jahan Tandurusti hai wahan...

9) Blood donate karne se pehle hamesha uska group janchna,

Blood donate karne se pehle hamesha uska group janchna,

BASANTI in kutton ke samne mat nachna ❌💃....

10) Yashomati Maiyya Se Bole Nandlala,

Yashomati Maiyya Se Bole Nandlala,

Tata Sky Laga Daala To Life Jhingalala 📡..!!

11) Romeo ne Juliet se kaha ek sach,

Romeo ne Juliet se kaha ek sach,

Asali Masale Sach Sach

MDH.....MDH ...!!

12) 1 Ladki ne kiya Ladke ko gaal pe kiss,

1 Ladki ne kiya Ladke ko gaal pe kiss,

Mutual funds are subjected to market risks..

13) Aatma Chhod Gayi Shareer Puraana,

Aatma Chhod Gayi Shareer Puraana,

Didi Tera Devar Deewana..

14) 💃Naach Bulbul Naach💃, tujhe paisa milega

Hum CID se hai, Koi apne jagah se nahi hilega...!!

Gift

This is perhaps the most profound observation I have heard in recent times.....

'Life is like a penis - Simple, relaxed and hanging free.... 

Its women who make it hard 😝

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A French man, an English man and an Arab were being interviewed by a reporter with regard to what they bought their wives for Valentine's Day.

French man - I bot ma wife un ring and a pair of gleuve, so if che don like ze ring che can coveur eet with ze gleuve.

Englishman - I bought my wife a beautiful diamond brooch and a scarf, so that if she should happen to dislike the brooch she may cover it with the scarf.

Arab - Wallah ya habibi! I boaght my wife za Ferrari and za vibratore.

 

The reporter is stunned and asks why a Vibrator?? 

  

The Arab replies, Wallah ya habibi! If she not like za Farrari she can go fouk herself !!! 😖😁