Sardar

🎲A couple went to a wish well.

Santa bent down, threw a coin & made a wish.

Wife bent down a little more and fell into the well.

Santa shouted,

"O Teri..

It works!

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Sardar ke bete ne kaha: "Papaji meri girl friend pregnant ho gayi hai, 50,000 maang rahi hai chup rehneke"

Sardar ne khamoshi se paise de diye.

Do mahine baad doosra beta bola: "Meri girl friend pregnant hai, 75,000 maang rahi hai"

Sardar ne khamoshi de diye.

6 mahine baad Sardar ki kuwari beti boli: "Daddy, I am pregnant"

Sardar ne usko gale se lagaya aur maatha choom ke kaha: "Waheguruji ki meher, ab paise lene ki baari hamaari hai !bolo tararara...😜😂