Ladka ladki ko pataa ke car me jungle le

gaya.

Ladke ne sex shuru kiya to ladki boli:

"Mein bataana bhool gayi ki mein

Prostitute hu aur ek baar ke 500 leti

hu."

Ladke ne majburi me paise diye fir

choda.

Chodne ke baad ladka cigarette peene

laga.

Ladki: "Chalo, waapas nahi jaana kya?"

Ladka: "Mein bataana bhool gaya tha ki

mein Taxi Driver hu aur yaha se shahar

ke 800 leta hu."

Moral- Ladke chodne ke pahle lund se

aur baad me dimaag se sochte hein... #nikhil

Harry and wife

HARRY'S WIFE 

Harry and his wife are having hard financial times, so they decide

she'll become a hooker. She's not quite sure what to do, so Harry says,

"Stand in front of that bar and pick up a guy. Tell him a hundred bucks.

If you've got a question, I'll be parked around the corner."

She's not there five minutes when a guy

pulls up and says, "How much?" She says, "A hundred dollars." He says

"Shit. All I've got is thirty." She says, "Hold on."

She runs back to Harry and says, "What can he get for thirty dollars?"

Harry says, "A handjob." She runs back and tells the guy all he gets for

thirty dollars is a handjob. He says okay, she gets in the car, he unzips his pants, and out pops a simply HUGE penis.

She stares at it for a minute, and then says, "I'll be right back." She

runs back around the corner and says breathlessly, "Harry, can you loan this guy seventy bucks?

Bastard cock

The most EPIC JOKE:

A Farmer buys a young Cock. As soon as it comes Home, it rushes & fucks all the 150 Hens. Farmer is impressed. At lunch, the Cock again screws all 150 Hens, Farmer gets tense now. Next day, he finds Cock fucking the Ducks, Goose & Parrot too. Later, he finds the Cock lying Pale, half-dead & Vultures circling over it's head.

Farmer Says: U Horny bastard u deserve this!

The Cock opens 1 eye, says: Sshhh! Don't shout, let them land...!

Chintu failed in Exam & decided to make a deal with professor.

Chintu: Sir, Can I ask u one que?

Prof: Yes.

Chintu: If u can answer dis question, i will accept my final marks, if u cant, u have to give me "A".

Professor agreed.

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Chintu asked: "What is legal but not logical, logical but not legal & neither legal nor logical?"

Prof thought about it for hrs & pondered no answer.

He had to finally give up as he really didnot know.

He gave the boy his "A".

The following day, professor asked same question to his students.

He was shocked when all of them raised their hands.

He asked one student.

He answered:

Sir, u are 65, married to 28 yrs old woman, dis is legal but not logical.

Ur wife, is having an affair with a 23 yearold boy, dis is logical but not legal.

Ur wife's boyfriend has failed in his exam &yet u have given him an "A", dis is neither logical nor legal. 😎

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 Professor behosh..... 😆😝😆😝😆

Imagine Name of Sex Minister 

world wide

Name of Russian sex Minister

Zaberdasti Boobpresski

SriLankan sex Minister

Suck MyLingam

Chinese sex Minstr

Gand Soong Li

Pak sex Minstr

Shake Myboob

Indian sex minister

Gotya lal

Kenya sex minìster

Ogand me bambu

sex minister of america

Roz mary marlow

Sex minister of England

Brown ass markele

Sex minister of bangladesh

myboob aa shake hasina

Sex minister of S.Arabia

shake bin maki chuth abu da lulla 

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Gandhiji was Fucking kareena.

Kareena was enjoying n said:

Gandhiji U r so old but u still fuck

so hard.

Gandhi: Sweet heart its not my

Dick, its my Stick.. 

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Pakistani cricketers who dont know proper English, prepare answers in advance, so that they can address the Media after the matches.

One day after a match with Shoaib Malik...

Media: "So Malik, thats fantastic; your wife Sania is pregnant."

Malik: "Ya all credit goes to my team. Everyone worked hard for it, specially Afridi. It was a tight situation when he went in. His performance was really fantastic with Razzak in the middle. Also the crowd gathered to watch his work, our coach also have enjoyed it, they work hard day and night, all credit goes to my coach and my teammates and special thanks to Sania who support me for this job." 

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Wife left a note on the fridge:

"It's not working!! I can't take it anymore, mai apni mom ke ghar jaa rahi hu !!

"Husband opened the fridge,the beer was cold. usne beer nikali or pite hue bola "Behenchod, kaisi chutiya biwi mili hai ??? Fridge to sahi kaam kar raha hai!!

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Man in bed with his wife, 

Achanak usne apni biwi ke kandho ke aas-paas haat fairna shuru kar diya, fir uske gale ke aas-paas, fir uske boobs or waist ke aas-paas, fir uski back ke aas-paas, or fir uski taango ke beech me aakar wo ruk gaya....

Wife: "bada maza aa raha hai janu,, ruk kyu gaye ??? "

Man: "Remote mil gaya darling. Tu so ja.