Imagine Name of Sex Minister 

world wide

Name of Russian sex Minister

Zaberdasti Boobpresski

SriLankan sex Minister

Suck MyLingam

Chinese sex Minstr

Gand Soong Li

Pak sex Minstr

Shake Myboob

Indian sex minister

Gotya lal

Kenya sex minìster

Ogand me bambu

sex minister of america

Roz mary marlow

Sex minister of England

Brown ass markele

Sex minister of bangladesh

myboob aa shake hasina

Sex minister of S.Arabia

shake bin maki chuth abu da lulla 

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Gandhiji was Fucking kareena.

Kareena was enjoying n said:

Gandhiji U r so old but u still fuck

so hard.

Gandhi: Sweet heart its not my

Dick, its my Stick.. 

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Pakistani cricketers who dont know proper English, prepare answers in advance, so that they can address the Media after the matches.

One day after a match with Shoaib Malik...

Media: "So Malik, thats fantastic; your wife Sania is pregnant."

Malik: "Ya all credit goes to my team. Everyone worked hard for it, specially Afridi. It was a tight situation when he went in. His performance was really fantastic with Razzak in the middle. Also the crowd gathered to watch his work, our coach also have enjoyed it, they work hard day and night, all credit goes to my coach and my teammates and special thanks to Sania who support me for this job." 

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Wife left a note on the fridge:

"It's not working!! I can't take it anymore, mai apni mom ke ghar jaa rahi hu !!

"Husband opened the fridge,the beer was cold. usne beer nikali or pite hue bola "Behenchod, kaisi chutiya biwi mili hai ??? Fridge to sahi kaam kar raha hai!!

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Man in bed with his wife, 

Achanak usne apni biwi ke kandho ke aas-paas haat fairna shuru kar diya, fir uske gale ke aas-paas, fir uske boobs or waist ke aas-paas, fir uski back ke aas-paas, or fir uski taango ke beech me aakar wo ruk gaya....

Wife: "bada maza aa raha hai janu,, ruk kyu gaye ??? "

Man: "Remote mil gaya darling. Tu so ja.