Boy-

bhukh sanu lagi hai

khaiye kithe ja ke?

girl-

roti ethe bani ae

khao ethe ake

Boy-

nind sanu ayi ae

soiye kithe ja ke?

girl-

bed ethe laga

sowo ethe ake

Boy:

lun sada khada hai

paayiye kithe ja ke?

girl-

fuddi sadi khulli

pavo ethe ake

After sex girl-

peed sanu hundi ae

dasiye kinu ja ke ?

Boy-

sada kam ho Gaya

maa chudao ja ke!!

--:/

Girl - ooooooOh yeah

Girl - ooooooowww yes .. Faster

Boy- wait , u said ur a virgin😒

Girl- oh yeah i forgot ..

Girl - Ouch! Ouch! Oh shit! It hurts

-//

😜

Dear Rahul Gandhi and Narendra Modi,

If you want to solve common man's problem, first understand the problem. Get married.

Yours hopefully,

Common Man😜

There was a long line at airlines airport counter .. 

A man came breaking the line and conversation with desk girl was as follows ---

Man - I need a business class ticket to New York.

Girl - I am sorry sir but you have to come in the line. 

Man - Do you know who I am ?

Girl - (speaking on the mike) , Attention Ladies and Gentelment , we have a passanger here who doesnt know who he is. Please if anybody can come and identify him.

The crowd went hilarious.

Man - (frustated) , FUCK YOU.

Girl - Well sir, line for that is even longer. 

😜😝😃😃😃

Sardar special

✔😷😜🙉

4 Sardar train k piche baag rahe the..

2 chadh gaye,to train me logo ne kaha

“WELL DONE”

Sardar-khaak well done

Jana to unhe tha,

Hum to chodne aaye the.

Sardar:Raat mujhe ek aadmi ne chaku dikhakar loot liya.

Friend:Lekin tere pas to hamesha Gun hoti hai.

Sardar:Wo maine chupa di thi, warna wo bhi chori ho jati

Sardar-Yaar ye

SENT MESSAGE

Kya hota hai?

Dusra sardar-Ghochu,

Bevkuf

Tune Hi Sardaro Ka Naam Kharab Kiya H

Sent Message Matlab

Khushbu Wala Message

Sardar teacher ne exam ke liye Que.Paper banaya..

Paper dekhte hi saare bachche behosh ho gaye.!

Que. the :

1. China kis Desh me he.?

2. 15 Aug kis Date ko Aati he.?

3. Green Rang kis Colour ka Hota he.?

4. Tamatar ko Hindi may kya Bolte he.?

5. Mumtaz ki Qabar main Kon Dafan he.?

Sardar apni Billi se tang aa ke use

dur chhod aya.

Ghar aya to billi vapas aa gai thi !

Wo dusari bar chhod aya aur billi

phir vapas aa gai !

3rd time wo use bahut dur aur

complicated route pe chhod aya.

Vapas raste me usne apni biwi ko

phone kiya: Kya Billi ghar aa gai?

Biwi:Yes

Sardar: Us kamini ko bhej yahan,

main rasta bhul gaya hun....

Sardar park me baita tha

Frnd:kya kar raha hai?

Sardar:badla le raha hu.

Frnd:kise?

Sardar: waqt ne muje barbad kiya

hai, ab me waqt barbad kar raha

hai...

1 Sardar Hanuman Jayanti Pe Mandir

Gaya.

Pujari Ne Aarti Di.

Socho Sardar Ne Kya Kiya Hoga?

.

.

.

.

.

.

Ans-

Sardar Aarti Ka Diya Buja Kar Bola

Happy B'day Hanumanji.

Multibagger

There's a big difference between men and women when they say :

"I finished a whole box of tissue watching that film last night ... 😂😝😂

Prabhu..

Yeh kya Moh-Maya hai?

Apna Baccha roye, toh dil me dard hota hai.

Aur doosre ka roye, toh sir me!

Apni Biwi roye, toh sir me dard hota hai.

Aur doosre ki roye, toh dil me! 💘😜😝

Sab prabhu ki maya hai.

Dogs marriage kyo nahi karte..?

Bumper jawab 

Very simple..!

Kyonki wo to

pehle se hi Kutto ki Zindgi

jee rahe hote he..!

New collection .... 😆👍

Badi behen honeymoon pe gayi. 

Choti ne SMS kiya : Didi jo jeans di thi, jarur pehenana.

Didi reply : Is haramkhor ne 4 din se chaddi nahi pehnane di, tuze jeans ki padi hai.

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Wife & Husband returned from honeymoon after a week.

Husband : How did you enjoy the whole week? 

Wife : The whole week has made my hole weak.

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Doctor to Female : Kya aap delivery ke time bachche ke pita ko apne paas dekhna chahogi? 

Female : Nahi, unhe mere pati pasand nahi karte.

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Shock of life....

Biwi ne suhaag raat par shohar se kaha : Please ye condom use nahi karna.

Muze is brand se allergy hai.

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Lady doodh waale se : Bhai aaj kal doodh bahut patla aa raha hai.

Doodh wala : Bibigi, mujhe kyu bata rahi ho, kisi achhe se doctor ko dikhao.

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1 ladki film dekhne ke baad galti se boys hostel chali gayi. 

Agle din saheli ne pucha kaun si movie dekhi? 

Pehle Rab Ne Bana Di Jodi.

Fir Sab Ne Bana Di Ghodi.

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Pati ne patni ko surprise dene ke liye apne niche ke baal katvaye aur chupke se so gaya.

Neend main patni ne niche haath fera to boli : devarji aap kab aaye?

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Wife : Hamari beti ki bra maine driver ke room main dekhi.

Husband : Kamina kahika, lekin tum waha gayi kyu thi?

Wife : Mai to apni panty lene gayi thi.

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Santa : Kyu bhai 2 din doodh dene q nahi aaya. 

Doodhwala : Saahab meri biwi bimar thi. 

Santa : To fir 2 din bhains ka hi de jata....

I was realy angry wen i lost quiz by 1point.

las question was

"wher do men nd women mstly hav curly hair"

I was sure dat i was corect bt stupid judges said

"Africa"

Husband  &  Wife  Boxing  ka match  mehnga  ticket  khareed  kar  dekhne  gaye .

1  Boxer  ne  1st  mint  m  hi doosre  ko  knock  out  kar  diya .

Husband :  Oh  Shit .

Biwi : Ab  Aap  ko  patta  challa  k  1  mint  mein  " KHEL "  khatam hone  par  kitna  ghussa  aata  hai .

Jin  ko  samjh  aaya  wo  aagay forward  karen .  baki  pogo  dekhe...

Most Dangerous Qualities of Wives:

She listens HALF,

Understands QUARTER,

Thinks ZERO,

Reacts DOUBLE,

and REMEMBERS 100%

Bonanza

❌❌Non-Veg Bonanza❌❌

Santa Ko piles Ho Gaya.

Hakim: Marham Lagwane Roj Aana Padega.

Hakim Ne Usko 4Din Marham Lgaya Aur Kaha: Ab Kafi Theek Ho, Baqi Biwi Se Lgwa Lena.

Agle Din Preeto Marham Lgane Lagi To Usne Ek Haath Santa Ke Kandhe Pr Rakha, Aur Dusre Se Marham Lgane Lagi To Santa Ne Pucha: Tera Ek Haath Kandhe Pr Hai Dusra Kaha Hai?

Preeto: "Us Se Marham Lga Rahi Hun.

Santa Chonk Kr Bola: "Oh, Hakim Ki Behan Ki *****, Uske To Dono Haath Mere Kandhe Pr Hote The.!!😝😜😄

❌❌Non-Veg Bonanza❌❌

Question - What Is Difference Between A BOOT (Shoes) & CHOOT.? 

Zabardast Answer -

BOOT Accepts Only ONE Size, Whereas CHOOT Accepts ALL Sizes.. 😜

🔴🔴🔴

❌❌Non-Veg Bonanza❌❌

College Me, Mam-"

Lakir ka Fakir" Muhavare ka udhahran do"

Boy"

Aap Bura to Nahi Manegi?

Mam-

Nahi Bura Q?

Boy-Aapki Panty ke andar

jo Lakir he

Hum Uske fakir hai.. 😝

❌❌Non-Veg Bonanza❌❌

ek wife ko shadi k bahut salo baad pta lga k uska husband CHHAKKA h aur usko Plastic k Lund se chodta tha....wife- tumne itni bdi baat mujhse chhupai, tumne meri zindgi barbaad kr di.....

husband- baat ko aagey na badhao, maine itne salo me kbi puchha k BUNTY & BABBLI Plastic k Lund se kaise paida ho gye? 😛😜😂😂😜😜

❌❌Non-Veg Bonanza❌❌

Aaj kal ke bachho ki haramipanti :

MADAM : shor mat karo nahi to khadda kar dungi..

Bachhe:

pehele mera..

pehele mera..

pehele mera..

❌❌Non-Veg Bonanza❌❌

Beta-Papa, Ye "Sex" kya hota hai ?

Santa thinks oye bahenchod ye kya puch liya bete ne, par batana to padega.

Aftr that he says- Beta, sex me hum ladki k kapde utarte hai fir apane kapde utarte hai, fir ladki ko pas me late hai uske boobs dabate hai fir vo hamara lund chusti hai, fir hum uski gand me ungal karte hai, fir tel laga k ladki ki chut me lund dal k hum lund ander bahar karte hue use chodte hai.

Ye hota hai sex.

Beta- Admission form me kya likhu? :D

❌❌Non-Veg Bonanza❌❌

GIRLS put makeup, lots of creams , sexy perfumes & they make the best hairstyle EVER.

.

.

Finally guys look at them and say:

.

.

BHENCHOD GAAND DEKH SAALI KI .... :p !

❌❌Non-Veg Bonanza❌❌

Boy: Tu kitne baje uthti hai?

Girl: Apna koi time nahi hai. Jab dil kare so jaati hoon, aur jab dil kare uth jaati hoon

Boy: Naughty! Tu bilkul mere LODE pe gayi hai.. :D

❌❌Non-Veg Bonanza❌❌

Customer- bhai saheb dettol sabun hai?

Dukandaar (lauda khujlate huye)- haan hai.

Customer- to behen k lode, us se haath dho ke 1 kilo cheeni dede.

❌❌Non-Veg Bonanza❌❌

TATA ko ab pata chala ki

NANO CAR Me 2 Problems hai..

1. Pregnant Woman andar nahi aa sakti.

And

2. Car ke andar Normal Woman Pregnant nahi ho sakti..! ;)

❌❌Non-Veg Bonanza❌❌

Doct.-Mareez ko Agar 1 ghanta pehle le aate to hum isey bacha lete.

SANTA-bhenchod, aadhe ghante pehle to acident hua, fir 1 ghanta pehle kya hospital gaand marvane laate?

❌❌Non-Veg Bonanza❌❌

Girl (During  sex): Nahi ye galat hai

Boy: But I Luv U

G: Fir b galat hai

B: Hum shaadi kar lenge

G: abe chutiye jahan daal raha hai, wo jagah galat hai..😂😛

❌❌Non-Veg Bonanza❌❌

Madam Ne English Period Mein Munni Se Puchha,

Madam: 'Translate This Sentence In Hindi - Pappu Gives Me 14 And 15 Rupees'

Munni Sharmate Hue: 'Mam, Pappu Ne Mujhe Choda Aur Pandra Rupaye Diye'

❌❌Non-Veg Bonanza❌❌

Jale hue boobs lekar Sardarni hospital me admit hui

Dr: kaise jal  

Sardarni: KAMINE

Tune hi to kaha tha

Bacche ko dudh pilane se pehle

NIPPAL UBAL lena!

❌❌Non-Veg Bonanza❌❌

Petrol Ke Badte Rate Ko Dekhte Hue Ek News Channel Walo Ne Report Di:

Aaj Ke Bad Petrol Pump Par Adult Movies Chala Karengi

Taki Aap Petrol Bharvate Hue Usi Time Pe Kisi Aur Ko Bhi Chudte Dekh Sako ......

❌❌Non-Veg Bonanza❌❌

Nawab Saab Kothe pe Gaye,

Dalte Hi Leak Ho Gaya.

Tawayaf Adab Se Boli-

Huzur Ne Q Taklif Uthai.??

Chammach Me Nikal K

Bhijwa Diya Hota,

Hum Izzat Se Andar Daal Lete....😜😝😗😴😳

❌❌Non-Veg Bonanza❌m.