Sardar special

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4 Sardar train k piche baag rahe the..

2 chadh gaye,to train me logo ne kaha

“WELL DONE”

Sardar-khaak well done

Jana to unhe tha,

Hum to chodne aaye the.

Sardar:Raat mujhe ek aadmi ne chaku dikhakar loot liya.

Friend:Lekin tere pas to hamesha Gun hoti hai.

Sardar:Wo maine chupa di thi, warna wo bhi chori ho jati

Sardar-Yaar ye

SENT MESSAGE

Kya hota hai?

Dusra sardar-Ghochu,

Bevkuf

Tune Hi Sardaro Ka Naam Kharab Kiya H

Sent Message Matlab

Khushbu Wala Message

Sardar teacher ne exam ke liye Que.Paper banaya..

Paper dekhte hi saare bachche behosh ho gaye.!

Que. the :

1. China kis Desh me he.?

2. 15 Aug kis Date ko Aati he.?

3. Green Rang kis Colour ka Hota he.?

4. Tamatar ko Hindi may kya Bolte he.?

5. Mumtaz ki Qabar main Kon Dafan he.?

Sardar apni Billi se tang aa ke use

dur chhod aya.

Ghar aya to billi vapas aa gai thi !

Wo dusari bar chhod aya aur billi

phir vapas aa gai !

3rd time wo use bahut dur aur

complicated route pe chhod aya.

Vapas raste me usne apni biwi ko

phone kiya: Kya Billi ghar aa gai?

Biwi:Yes

Sardar: Us kamini ko bhej yahan,

main rasta bhul gaya hun....

Sardar park me baita tha

Frnd:kya kar raha hai?

Sardar:badla le raha hu.

Frnd:kise?

Sardar: waqt ne muje barbad kiya

hai, ab me waqt barbad kar raha

hai...

1 Sardar Hanuman Jayanti Pe Mandir

Gaya.

Pujari Ne Aarti Di.

Socho Sardar Ne Kya Kiya Hoga?

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Sardar Aarti Ka Diya Buja Kar Bola

Happy B'day Hanumanji.