SEX JOKE OF 2013 ka guchha

Nayi Dulhan Ko Dulhe Ne Suhagrat Pe Muh Dikhai Ke Rs 25,000 Diye.



Dulhan Itne Sare Paise Dekh Kar Ghabra Ke Boli.



Dulhan: Suno Ji Pura Khandaan Thokega Kya?



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Apni Sali Ke Saath Sex Karne Ke Baad Jija Bola



Jija: Tum Apni Didi Se Zyada Majaa Deti Ho



Saali Udaas Hote Hue: Dekhiye Na Jijaji, Fir Bhi Mere Pati Kahte Hai Tumhari Didi Jyada Maja Deti Hai



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Pati Ka Sex Karne Ka Mood Thha Office Se Ghar Aate Hue Bazar Se Condom Le Aya



Ghar Aaya To Patni Ne Us Se Pucha



Patni: Ye Condom Kitne Ka Hai?



Husband: 10 Rupe Ka



Patni: Hey Bhagwan, Mehngayi To Dekho, Jab Main Saatvi Class Mein Thhi Tab 50 Paisi Ke 3 Aate Thhe



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Ek Premi Joda Park Mein Bethe Thhe Aur Apas Mein Baatein Kar Rahe Thhe



Ladki Ne Apne Premi Ke Pyar Ki Parakh Karte Hue Us Se Puchha.



Ladki: Agar Tumhe 8 Boobs Mile To Kya Karoge?



Ladka Khushi Se Jhumte Hue: Main Use Ji Jaan Se Dabaunga… Chusunga… Chaatunga… Uspar Latak Jaunga…



Ladki Ye Sun Kar Gusse Se: To Wahaa Udhar Ek Kutiya Soyi Hui Hai, Chal Jaa Aur Shuru Ho Jaa



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Santa Apni Girlfriend Ke Boobs Choos Raha Tha



Girlfriend Ko Maja Aa Raha Tha Excited Hoke Boli



Girlfriend: You Want Anything Else?



Santa Masumiyat Se: Agar Do Parle G Ke Biscuits Aur Mil Jaate To Maja Hi Aa Jata



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Ladka Ladki Se Puchta Hai: Shaadi Ke Bad Vidayi Ke Time Ladkiya Roti Kyu Hai?



Ladki: Abe Ullu, Agar Tujhe Pata Ho Ki Koi Tujhe Ghar Se Door Le Jake Kar Sari Rat Teri Gaand Marega To Tu Kya Nachega



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Baba Se Unke Ek Bhakt Ne Pucha



Bhakt: Baba Ji, Hamare Haath Mein Lakeere Kyu Hai?



Baba Ji Ne Jawab Diya: Bachha Isliye Hai Taki Muth Marte Hue Lund Hath Se Slip Na Ho Aur Grip Bani Rahe





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Ultimate Truth Of Life Is Success Kisses You In Private



But…



Failure Always Fucks You In Public



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Tension - When Wife Is Pregnant.



Terror - When Girlfriend Is Pregnant.



Horror - When Both Are Pregnant.



Tragedy - When You Are Not Responsible For Both.



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Why Is Penis Always Sad?



1. His Hairstyle Is A Mess.



2. His Relatives Are Nuts.



3. His Neighbor Is An Asshole.



4. Whenever He Gets Up, He Vomits and Faints.



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Girlfriend and Boyfriend Hotel Mein Sex Karne Ke Liye Gaye



Jaisi Hi Vaha Jake Ladki Ne Jeans Utari To Panty Mein Se Hariyali Najar Aayi



Ladke Ne Ghabrate Hue Puchha: Abe Ye Kya Hai??



Ladki Sharmate Hue: Oh Shittt, Raat Ko Mooli Nikalana Hi Bhool Gayi



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Santa Aur Ladki Ke Bich Suni Gayi Ek Baat



Girl: Sir, What Do You Prefer? Breasts Or Legs?



Santa khush hote hue: Pussy



Girl slapped and said : Saale Tu Randi-Khanne Main Nahi Khada, Yeh KFC Ka Counter Hai



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Sex Peroid Mein Teacher Ne Bacho Se Pucha:



Tum Us Aadmi Ko Kya Kahoge Jo Condom Use Nahi Karta



Classroom Ke Sare Students Zor Se Bole: Daddy, Daddy, Daddy





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Q. Why Do Women Watch Porn Movie Till The End?



A. Because They Think That The Guy Will Marry The Girl In The End.



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Bar Girl Dancing, Public Clapping



She Removes Her Top, More Claps



Removes Her Skirt, Louder Claps



Removes Her Bra N Panty, Total Silence ????



Moral: You Cant Clap With 1 Hand (Kyunki Ek Hath Se Kabhi Tali Nahi Bajti