Valentine

If you don't have a Valentine on "Valentine's day"; don't be sad. Most people don't have Aids on "World Aids day"! .....

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Sardar: Dr. Cat has injured my Penis.
Dr: Oh no.

but how?



Sardar: My neighbour was saying to my Wife

"Your Pussy is Wonderful to Fuck" & I tried...
Boy txts his gf: kal date pe tum mujhe kiss do gi?

Girl: nahi kisi ne dekh liya tou?

Boy: koi nahi dekhey ga.. bharosa rakho mujh per

Girl: Ok de doon gi

Boy: B#obs choosnay do gi?

Girl: ok choos lena

After 20 mints

boy texts: yeh sab ghalat hai... main tumhein touch bhi nahi karna chahta.......

Girl:

mujhe pata hai tu ne muth maar li hai kuttay;