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😍A wife, being the romantic sort, sent her husband a text: “If you are sleeping, send me your dreams. If you are laughing, send me your smile. If you are eating, send me a bite. If you are drinking send me a sip. If you are crying, send me your tears. I love you!

😗The husband, typically unromantic, replied, 

"I am in the toilet. Please advise!"😁😁😁

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Maruti 800 ki nilami ho rhi thi. Boli lagi ......

15 lakh

20 lakh

40 lakh

Husband: Is khataare Gadi me aisa kya hai?

Seller: Iske 23 accident hue hai, har bar sirf biwi

mari hai.

Husband: iski maa ka.......1crore....

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One day , at a bus stop there was a girl who was wearing a skin tight miniskirt. When the bus arrived and it was her turn to get on, she realized that her skirt was so tight she couldn’t get her foot high enough to reach to step.

Thinking it would give her enough slack to raise her leg, she reached back and unzipped her skirt a little. She still could not reach the step.

Embarrassed, she reached back once again to unzip it a little more. Still, she couldn’t reach the step.

So, with her skirt zipper halfway down, she reached back and unzipped her skirt all the way. Thinking that she could get on the step now, she lifted up her leg only to realize that she still couldn’t reach the step.

So, seeing how embarrassed the girl was, the man standing behind her put his hands around her waist and lifted her up on to the first step of the bus.

The girl turned around furiously and said, “How dare you touch my body that way, I don’t even know you!” Shocked, the man says, “Well, ma’am, after you reached around and unzipped my pants three times, I thought that we were friends.”😜