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A woman went shopping, At cash counter she opened her purse to pay. The cashier noticed a TV remote in her purse. He cud'nt control his curiosity n asked "Do u always carry ur TV remote with u?" She replied " No, not always, but my husband refused to accompany me for shopping today.. 

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The story continues....

The shopkeeper laughs and takes back all the items that lady had purchased. 

Shocked at this act, she asks the shopkeeper what is he doing. He said your husband has blocked your credit card.

MORAL : Respect the hobbies of your husband. 😝😆😁👌

Aisa nahi ki yeh zindagi buri hai... 

Par school life ki baat kuch aur thi! 

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Aisa nhi ki ab hansi nahi aati... 

Par doston mein baith ke khilkhilane wali baat kuch aur thi! 

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Aisa nahi ki ab tension se raat nahi guzarti... 

Par exams ki raaton mein jaagne wali baat kuch aur thi! 

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Aisa nahi k aage aa kar kuch haasil na kiya ho... 

Par passing marks le kar party udane wali baat kuch aur thi! 

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Aisa nahi ki ab zindagi nahi kat rahi hai... 

Par doston mein zindagi jeene ki baat hi kuch aur thi!

SONIA GANDHI during her speech told a story... 

"There was a father who gave 100 rupees each to his 3 sons and asked them to buy things and fill up a room completely. 

First son bought woods for Rs. 100 but couldn't fill the room entirely. 

Second son bought cotton for Rs. 100 but couldn't fill the room entirely. 

Third son bought a candle for Rs. 1 and lit it up and the room was filled with light completely." 

Kapil Sibbal added "RAHUL GANDHI is like the third son, Since the day he has taken charge of his office, our country is filled with the bright light of prosperity." 

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Narendra Modi asked: 

"Woh sab toh theek hai, 

Where are the remaining Rs. 99 ?"

Terrorists enter KINGFISHER flight &

force all air hostess nude.

All girls lie down naked..

1 girl asks:Is it a Hijack or a routine Board of Directors Meeting !

Every Wife is a "Mistress" for her Husband.

"Miss" for one hour & "Stress" for the rest 23 hours!

There are 2 times when a Man doesn't understand a Woman.

Before Marriage and After Marriage. 

My Husband And I Divorced Over Religious Differences.

He Thought He Was God, and I Didn't. 

Husband Throwing Darts at His Wife's Photo and Not Even a Single One Hitting the Target...

From Another Room Wife Called The Husband: Honey What Are You Doing ? 

Husband: "MISSING YOU"... 

THOUGHT FOR THE DAY... 

Women are like phones: 

They like to be held, talked to and touched often.

But push the wrong button and you're disconnected.......

There are 3 kinds of men in the world: 

Some remain single & make wonders happen, 

Some have girlfriends & see wonders happen, 

The rest get married & wonder what happened! 

At the cocktail party, one woman said to another, "Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?

The other replied, "Yes I am, I married the wrong man.

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Banta is on hunger strike

at AMRITSAR Airport. He wants the Airport to be named as BANTACRUZ since Mumbai Airport is named after his friend as SANTACRUZ.😛😛😛😛