Today only election jokes
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(Chattisgarh, MP, RJ, Delhi) Congress on sale @ OLX...
after defeat...
Sonia says.. bech de.....๐๐๐
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Congress has won 8 seats in delhi. Now, they can fit in innova to go to assembly. They are called innova party ๐๐๐
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Again its proved delhi is not safe for women..
see what happened to sheela dixit!!๐ณ๐๐
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RAHUL GANDHI:
"Mom..! Ab Kya Baaki Reh Gaya Hai, TV Ka Remote Mujhe Do 'Chotta Bheem' Dekhna Hai.." ๐๐๐
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2013 Delhi election results:
BAAP : 32
AAP : 28
PAAP : 8 ๐๐๐
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Rahul Gandhi's latest Blunder...
He was heard saying...
It was due to Whats App... Application which inclined Voters to Vote AAP...๐ป๐๐
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Tota udd....
Maina udd....
Chidiya udd....
Kabutar udd.....
Aur congress ...furrrrrrrrrr...๐๐๐๐๐
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Shiela dixit messaged kejriwal in morning today-
"karwate badalte rahe saari raat hum...AAP ki kasam...๐๐๐
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"Hey Sheila, wanna hear a joke?"๐
"Yes"๐
"Delhi"๐
"I didn't get it"๐ณ
"Exactly" ๐
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Kejriwal is now known as "Shilajit"๐๐๐
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Sheila Dixit singing:
AAP jaisa koi meri zindagi mein aaye,
Toh VAAT lag jaaye
Oho VAAT lag jaaye!!" ๐๐๐
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All Indians have gifted Soniya Gandhi with outstanding defeat of Congress in all the 4 states on her birthday 9th dec'2013. ๐๐๐๐๐
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Congress ne banaya public ko 10 saal se ullu isilye iss bar une mila baba ji ka thullu ๐๐๐
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Tring Tring.
Sheila: Hello?
Rahul: What is the reason for your defeat?
Sheila: Sirji, AAP ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐
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