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Question - What Is Difference Between A BOOT (Shoes) & CHOOT.? 

Zabardast Answer -

BOOT Accepts Only ONE Size, Whereas CHOOT Accepts ALL Sizes.. 😜

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❌❌Non-Veg Bonanza❌❌

ek wife ko shadi k bahut salo baad pta lga k uska husband CHHAKKA h aur usko Plastic k Lund se chodta tha....wife- tumne itni bdi baat mujhse chhupai, tumne meri zindgi barbaad kr di.....

husband- baat ko aagey na badhao, maine itne salo me kbi puchha k BUNTY & BABBLI Plastic k Lund se kaise paida ho gye? 😛😜😂😂😜😜

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Aaj kal ke bachho ki haramipanti :

MADAM : shor mat karo nahi to khadda kar dungi..

Bachhe:

pehele mera..

pehele mera..

pehele mera..

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GIRLS put makeup, lots of creams , sexy perfumes & they make the best hairstyle EVER.

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Finally guys look at them and say:

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BHENCHOD GAAND DEKH SAALI KI .... :p !

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Boy: Tu kitne baje uthti hai?

Girl: Apna koi time nahi hai. Jab dil kare so jaati hoon, aur jab dil kare uth jaati hoon

Boy: Naughty! Tu bilkul mere LODE pe gayi hai.. :D

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Customer- bhai saheb dettol sabun hai?

Dukandaar (lauda khujlate huye)- haan hai.

Customer- to behen k lode, us se haath dho ke 1 kilo cheeni dede.

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TATA ko ab pata chala ki

NANO CAR Me 2 Problems hai..

1. Pregnant Woman andar nahi aa sakti.

And

2. Car ke andar Normal Woman Pregnant nahi ho sakti..! ;)

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Girl (During  sex): Nahi ye galat hai

Boy: But I Luv U

G: Fir b galat hai

B: Hum shaadi kar lenge

G: abe chutiye jahan daal raha hai, wo jagah galat hai..😂😛

❌❌Non-Veg Bonanza❌❌

Madam Ne English Period Mein Munni Se Puchha,

Madam: 'Translate This Sentence In Hindi - Pappu Gives Me 14 And 15 Rupees'

Munni Sharmate Hue: 'Mam, Pappu Ne Mujhe Choda Aur Pandra Rupaye Diye'

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Jale hue boobs lekar Sardarni hospital me admit hui

Dr: kaise jal gaye

Sardarni: KAMINE

Tune hi to kaha tha

Bacche ko dudh pilane se pehle

NIPPAL UBAL lena!

❌❌Non-Veg Bonanza❌❌

Petrol Ke Badte Rate Ko Dekhte Hue Ek News Channel Walo Ne Report Di:

Aaj Ke Bad Petrol Pump Par Adult Movies Chala Karengi

Taki Aap Petrol Bharvate Hue Usi Time Pe Kisi Aur Ko Bhi Chudte Dekh Sako ......

❌❌Non-Veg Bonanza❌❌

Nawab Saab Kothe pe Gaye,

Dalte Hi Leak Ho Gaya.

Tawayaf Adab Se Boli-

Huzur Ne Q Taklif Uthai.??

Chammach Me Nikal K

Bhijwa Diya Hota,

Hum Izzat Se Andar Daal Lete....😜😝😗😴😳

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Thought of the day

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तरक्की  की राह मे 

रोडे आए या ना आए, 

भैन के लोडे जरूर आते है!!