East or west sardar is the best.

*Sugar Test* *

Sardar enters kitchen, opens sugar box, looks inside and closes it. This he does again and again. Why? Because the doctor told him to check sugar level regularly.

 

* * Sardars and scooter* *

Three Sardars were going on a scooter. Traffic police showed them his hand.

 

One of the Sardars told: We are already three, sorry, there is no space.

 

* * Lion and Sardars* *

Two Sardars were in a forest, when a lion came roaring towards them. One of them throws sand into its eyes, and runs. Second one stays unmoved. When asked why he is not running, another Sardar tells: "Why should I be running? It is you who has thrown the sand "

 

* * Cyclone* *

Bank manager asks Sardar in an interview: "What is cyclone"

Sardar: "It is the loan given to purchase a cycle"

 

* * Side Effects* *

Once Sardar brought some tablets and started cutting the edges. Do you know why?

He wanted to avoid side effects! 

 

* *Advice* *

A famous Sardar's declaration to the media: "I will never marry in my

life. And I will advise the same to my children too"

 

* * Oxygen* *v

Teacher: Oxygen is very essential to life. It was discovered in 1773

Sardar: Thank God!!   was born after 1773. Had I born earlier, I would have died...

 

* * Skeleton* *

Interviewer: What is a skeleton?

Sardar: Sir, skeleton is a person who started dieting, but forgot to stop it! 😃😃

Laugh for sometime and make others laugh too in the busy schedule of life