Ek admi ne  apne Padosi ko sms kiya , 

Dear Sir , 

Aapko jara sa bhi andaza nhi hai lekin aapko ye jaan kar hairaani jaroor hogi aur gussa bhi aayega ... ki aapki knowledge mei aane diye bagair , I've been using ur WIFE .

I used it double than u ordinarily use it......

I used it day and night ....!

I really felt that my requirement for it was more than yours but it is not morally Okkey for me. And I must confess when I was wrong morally as well as legally. 

But I am sure that you will excuse me for my such naughty act. As otherwise also u were equally keeping it unused. Logically there's nothing wrong if I grabbed the opportunity but it is against social values and moral values. 

All expenses on your pocket and I am enjoying it for free.

If you agree , (only if u agree ) from now onwards I am ready to bear 50% expenses or money spent on ur WIFE.

or with no other option I will get my own. 

I could have continued like this for ever without letting u know anything but hope u'll appreciate my honesty and won't take any action against me. I m also feeling very guilty .

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Neighbour just shot his wife and he was going to house of person sending sms ....

He received another sms....

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Sorry AUTO CORRECT app. On my phone made it WIFE.

Actually it was about ur Wi Fi  connection .

Regards. ..

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