Teacher -

नाड़े ko english में kya kehte hai...???

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Santa - P.H.D🐊.

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Teacher -kya....???

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Santa -

Pyjaama Holding Device.🐊.

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Teacher behosh..!! 😜😜😁😳😳😁😁💃💃

Santa public toilet gaya or 1ghante baad nikla.

 Jamadar bola : 20 rs.

 Santa -: Saale Bathroom mai baithta tha

 CYBER CAFE main nahi..!

😊😀😃😄😁

Teacher To Santa-

 Isko Hindi mei translate karo

 She is kidding

 Santa hasne lga or table par hi

 gir gya or bola.

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 .itna asan

 WOH BACHE DE RAHI HAI 

☺😊😀😃😄😁

Doctor To Santa:

 Aap ki Ek Kidney Fail Ho Gayi

 Hai..

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 Santa Pehle To Bohat Roya

 Phir Aansu Ponchte

 Huwe

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 Kitne Number Se ?? 

😨😳😁😁😀😃😄

Santa to Banta:

 Yaar koi aisa valentine gift bataa jo

 seedha teri

 bhabi ke dil per lage .

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 Banta: Goli mar de 

🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫

Santa Sharab pite pite

 Rone Laga...

 Banta: Kya hua Ro Q

 Rahe Ho?

 Santa: Yaar Jis Ladki ko

 Bhulane ke Liye Pi raha

 thaUska Naam Yaad

 Nahi Aa Raha..

🍻🍺🍻🍺🍻🍺🍻

1 Girl Fasi Laga rhi thi

 Santa ne Window se Dekha

 Socho Santa kya bola hoga?

 Sirf latkne se height nhi bdhegi mumy ko bolo COMPLAN pilaye.

😉☺😊😀😃😄

Snta- pant ki silai kitni h?

 Tailor-150 rs.

 Snta- Aur nikkar ki?

 Talor -50 rs.

 Santa- Chal nikkar hi sil de or lambai pairon tak rakhiyo.

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Santa-Yaar Banta hum dono me kya Rishta hai ?

 Banta-jo Besan or Pakode ka hai

 Santa-wo kaise?

 Banta-Qki jab Besan SANTA hai

 Tabhi to Pakoda BANTA hai.

😬😬😬😬😬😬😬

This 1 is a killer 1 .....

Teacher- beta batao britannia tiger biscuit pe jo green dot h uska matlab kya h.?

Pappu - iska matlab ki tiger online hai.😂

😍

Ultimate Hit!!

Sardar ka interview: Batao wo kaun si Aurat hain jisko 1OO% pata hota hain ki uska Husband kaha

hain?

Sardar ne apna  khatarnak dimag lagaya or bola

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"Vidhwa Aurat....😜😃😝

😂

Height of Confidence :

Son : school nai jaunga !

Mom - kyu ?

Son : job karunga.

Mom - class 1 pad ke kya job karega nalayak !!

Son : KG ki ladkiyo ko tution padhaunga ...

Always be confident ..

😋😋😋

Shaadi mein sardar bahut der se khana kha raha tha...kisi ne pucha kab tak khaoge ? 

Sardar - Mai toh khud pareshan hoon .....par card me likha hai, 

"Dinner 7-12pm"😂

😂😝

Aaj fir ek sardar ne kamaal kar diya.

Ek sardar bank me aake so gaya.

Jante ho kyun......?

Bank ke board pe likha tha, 

SONE PE LOAN MILEGA.........😀😂😜