Life is porn

Virginity is like a balloon
1 prick & it's gone 4evr

Sex is like a pack of chips
Once u start u can't stop

Exam papr is like a dick
Whn it gets hard people get fuckd

Wrk is like a group sex
10 people r bhind ur ass 2 tke ur place

Education is like hiring a prostitute
It needs both ur money & hard work

Succes is like masturbating
Only ur own hand can let u achieve it

So basically life is PORN. 