Santa produced a movie based on the classic western: 'The Good, The Bad & The Ugly'. So he decided to name it 'Me, My Wife & My Mother-in-law'
A man was watching a movie at home and suddenly shouts nooooooooooooo!!!!! Don't get off the horse! Its a trap!!
Wife: what are u watching?
Man: Our wedding DVD
Sardar in the court(sad): Bachpan me agar maa ki baat suni hoti to aaj yeh din na dekhna padta.
Judge: Kya kehti thi maa?
Sardar: Judge sahab aap bhi gadho wali baat kar rahe ho. Jab baat hi nahi suni to kaise bataau kya kehti thi....
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