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INDIAN MOM- just can't beat her!!!!!!!!

A Mom comes to visit her son Kumar for dinner....who lives with a room mate, a girl named Soniya

During the course of the meal, his mother couldn't help but notice how pretty Kumar's roommate was. She had long been suspicious of a relationship between the two, and this had only made her more curious.

Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between Kumar and his roommate than what met the eye.

Reading his mom's thoughts, Kumar volunteered, "I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you, Soniya and I are just roommates."

About a week later, Soniya came to Kumar saying, "Ever since your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the silver chutney jar. You don't suppose she took it, do you?" Kumar said, "Well, I doubt it, but I'll email her, just to be sure...."

So he sat down and wrote:
Dear Mother: I'm not saying that you 'did' take the chutney jar from my house, I'm not saying that you 'did not' take the chutney Jar. But the fact remains that it has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.

Love, Kumar

Several days later, Kumar received an email from his Mother which read

Dear Son: I'm not saying that you 'do' sleep with Soniya, and I'm not saying that you 'do not' sleep with Soniya. But the fact remains that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the chutney jar by now under the pillow...

Love, mom moral of the story: mummy ko kabhi jhoot nahi bolte!

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Punjab govt announced Rs 50,000 to every family with 5 children in house-hold

Sardar had 4 so he tells his wife
Meri girlfriend se mera 1 bachcha hai, use le aata hu. 5 ho jayenge aur Govt 50,000 de degi hume

Sardar bachcha leke ghar aaya aur us ne wife se puchha: Jitender aa gaya hai. Maninder, Surinder, Rajender aur Balwinder kahan hain?

Wife boli - Jis jis ke the woh le gaye..=)) ;)

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Sardar talking to God. Oh! Wahe Guru. U gave me infancy. Took it away. U gave me childhood. U Took it away. U gave me youth. Took it away. U gave me a wife. Just reminding you!!!😙


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Sharmaji ke khet ke tamatar bahot laal hote the.
🙋Padosan ne puccha to sharmaji ne kaha - Madam me roz subah aadha nangaa ho ke paani 🚿deta hu, isi liye sharm se laal ho gaye...!
Padosan ne bhi apne khet me aisa hi kiya.... Tamatar to laal nahi hue, par baigan lambe ho gaye.
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USA: Humare DOG Football khelte hain!
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JAPAN: Humari FISH Dance karti hain.
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CHINA: Humare HATHI Cycle chalate hain.
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INDIA: HUMARE GADHHE DESH CHALATE HAIN!

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Bhakt,Nirmal baba se bola - Baba har saal bachha paida ho jaata hai, kya karu?

Baba-Condom use karte Ho.

Bhakt- karta Hu.

Baba-Condom mohalle me baant do, kripa wahi se aa rahi hai.