Killer Analysis

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When you YAWN, and the person sitting next to you also YAWNS... . ..

That means, Aap dono k beech YAWN SAMBANDH hai...!!;)
😃

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Naked Female bike rally was held in UK
& USA on Saturday for
environment awareness. Hamare yaha to kisi ko environment ki chinta hi nahi hai.....😡



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A woman was having sex in an apartment 20 floors high with another man. She then heard her husband coming.. She told her lover to stay like robot and not to move.

Husband: What is this?

Wife: This is a robot i bought to have sex with when you are traveling...

Husband: Okay.. Lets have sex now...

Wife: No sweetheart.. Yesterday i got my period, so i will go and make a cup of coffee for you..

After she left the husband said: Damn i am so horny, i will fuck this robot...

He tried fucking. The man started talking in a metallic robotic way..

"System error
Wrong hole
System error
Wrong hole.."

Husband: Damn robot is not working properly.. I am throwing it out of the window..

The lover realized that he was on the 20th floor he said:
"SOFTWARE UPDATED"
"PLEASE TRY AGAIN"

Moral of d story :waqt bura ho toh gaand marwani padti hai


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The Bank sends sardar a mail written...
"Your payments are outstanding"

Sardar replies...
"Thanks for the compliment.



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Peter: Your secretary is very sexy...! Tony: Thanks! It's a robot actually, named " Maria " If you squeeze her right breast, she takes dictation & if you squeeze her left breast, she types letters!

I'll Lend it to you for a day & you can see her functions....

Next day.............!!!! Peter called Tony from hospital & shouted: You bastard! You didn't tell me that the ''' HOLE ''' between Maria's legs is a pencil sharpener..;)😜