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Mallika sherawat ghode par baithi.......
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ghode waala!!!!!!! madam lagta hai ghoda bahut kush hai........:)

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Mallika
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.GHODA HO YA LODA....MERI DO TAANGO KE BEECH JO BHI AATA HAI WOH KHUSH HI REHTA HAI...........


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Miya Galib garibi se tang aakar Daaku Ban gaye.

Daketi karne ek bank gaye aur kaha,

Arz hai,

Takdir mein jo hai wahi Milega,
Hands Up madarchodoñ koi apni jagah se nahi hilega..

Fir Cashier se kaha..
kuch khwab meri aankho se nikaal de,
Jo kuch bhi hai bhosdike, jaldi se iss bag mein daal de..

Bohot koshish karta hoon uski yaad bhulaane ki,
tumhari maa ka bhosda, koi koshish na karna police bulaane ki..

Bhula de mujko kya jaata hai tera,
Main maa chod dunga uski, jo kisi ne peechha kiya mera.......


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Girl BoyFriend ki Underwear dekh ke : Tum local pehnte ho, Branded Nai,

Boy :
Jaat na pucho Sadhu
ki,
Puchh Lijiye Gyan,

Mol karo Talwar ka,

bhaad me jaaye Myaan


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College Mein Ek Professor Bhooto Ke Baare Mein Bachhon Ko Lecture De Raha Tha, Aur Hall Mein Keval Ladke Hi Aaye Hue The.

Lecture Ke Beech Mein Professor Ne Puchha: “Kitne Bachhe Bhoot Mein Yakeen Karte Hai?”

Kareeb 50 Bachho Ke Haath Khade Ho Gaye.

Professor: “Bahut Achhe, Ab Ye Batao Ki Kitne Logo Ne Bhoot Ko Dekha Hai?”

Lagbag 20 Haath Khade Ho Gaye.

Professor: “Bahut Achhe, Achha Ab Ye Baatao Ki Bhoot Ko Kitne Logo Ne Bahut Kareeb Se Dekha Hai?”

Lagbhag 5 Haath Khade Ho Gaye.

Professor: “Shabash, Achha Ab Ye Batao Kitne Logon Ne Bhoot Ko Chooma Hai?”

Keval Ek Ladke Ka Haath Khada Hua Aur Wo Apna Pappu Tha.

Professor: “Maine Aaj Tak Khud Nahi Suna Ki Kisi Ne Aisa Kiya Ho, Aap Idhar Mere Paas Stage Par Aa Jaao”

Pappu Uth Kar Professor Ke Paas Chala Gaya.

Professor: “To Aapka Kahna Hai Ki Aapne Bhoot Ko Chooma Hai, Jara Baat Puri Detail Mein Batao”

Pappu: “Ohh Sorry Sir, Maine Choot Suna Tha“