A husband & wife agreed that anytime they want to have sex, they will call it a "phone call" so that kids will not decode... One day they had a fight and the wife stopped talking to the husband and they were talking to each other through their kids. The husband said to the son :"tell your mum daddy wants to make a phone call" Mother replies "tell your dad the network is down today" Daddy replies;"tell your mom that if there is no network at home I will go to a public phone" Mother to her son ;"Tell your daddy if he dare goes to a public phone, I will open a call centre at home!!
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Mother to Son: Tipu sultan kaun hain ?
Son : Pata Nahi 😏
Mother : Padai pe dhyan do 👀
Son to Mother : Tina aunty kaun hain?
Mother : Pata Nahi.
Son : Papa pe Dhyan do 😝😄
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