Gyaan

15 Choochiyaan aur khaini, jitna

ragdoge utna hi mazaa ayega.

16 Chut aur Daaru, kabhi bhee joothi

nahi hoti hain.

17 Kutte ko mootne ke liye aur Ladki

ko chudne ke liye, taang uthani

hi padti hai.

18 Chut aur Bhut, Kismat walon ko hi

dikhte hain.

19 Lohe par Hathoda aur Chut par

Loda, tabhi maro jab garam ho.

20 Ladki aur Audio cassete, dono side

se bajaana chahiye.

21 Exam ki taiyari mein ek ghanta aur

daaru mein ek peg, hamesha kum

padte hain.

22 Chut saal mein do hi baar maro, ek

jis din baarish ho aur doosre

us din jab baarish na ho.

23 Lund aur Ghamand, dono ko

kaabu mein rakhne mein hi bhalai

hai.

24 Baagi aur mamme , jahan bhee

mile , masal dene chahiye.

25 Samay se pahle aur Kismat se

achhi chut, na kisi ko mili hai, na

milegi.

26 Jab kismat mein likhe ho lode, to

kahan se milenge pakode.

27 adami aur chuha hamesha chhed

ki taraf bhagte hain...