A bus full of housewives💁🙋🙎🙍🙅🙆 going on a picnic fell into a river🏊, all aboard died. Each husband 👦👨👴👳👲😥 cried for about a day, one husband continued for more than two weeks.
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When asked he replied miserably.. 💃"My wife missed the bus😭
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Santa calls up the doc at 2 AM. "Doc, my wife is having severe abdomen pain. I think it's her appendix."
"What nonsense!" says the doc sleepily. "I took out your wife's appendix two years ago. Go back to sleep."
Five minutes later, the phone rings and it's Santa again. "Doc, I'm sure it’s her appendix."
"Oh God!" the doctor groaned. "Did you ever hear of anyone having a second appendix?"
"No...". says Santa. "But I'm sure you must have heard of someone having a second wife..!!!!"😜😜
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