All Non Veg. Funny Shayaris

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Roye Hum Iss Kadar 

Unke Sine Se Lipat Kar;

Wah Wah!

Roye Hum Iss Kadar 

Unke Sine Se Lipat Kar;

Ki Woh Khud Apni 

Kameez Utarkar Boli;

Daba Le Kamine, 

Faltu Mein Natak Mat Kar !!!

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Dil Todne Ki Saja Nahi Milti;

Dil Tutne Ki Wajah Nahi Milti;

Maal To Bahut 

Fass Jaate Hain, Mere Dost;

Bas Unhey Thokne Ki Jagah Nahi Milti !!!

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Unki Gali Se Guzre, 

To Chaubara Nazar Aaya;

Unki Gali Se Guzre, 

To Chaubara Nazar Aaya;

Uski Maa Bahar Aa Kar Boli:

Gaand Faad Dungi Bhosdi Ke, Jo Dobara Nazar Aaya !!!

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Nipple Se Tapak 

Raha Hai Pasina;

Nipple Se Tapak 

Raha Hai Pasina;

Bhigi Hui Gaand 

Aur Lathpath Seena;

Aab Tumhi Batao Ghalib;

Itni Garmi Mein Koi 

Kaise Thoke Hasina !!!

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Dilbar Ke Hamne Pyaar Se 

Jo Boob Daba Diye;

Zaara Gaur Farmaiye!

Dilbar Ke Hamne Pyaar Se 

Jo Boob Daba Diye;

Bhen Ki Lodi Ne 

Laat Maar Ke 

Hamaare GOTE Suja Diye !!!

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Lund Ki Aawaz Ko 

Damdar Kehte Hain;

Fati Choot Ko 

Bekaar Kehte Hain;

Sirf Chodne Ka Nam 

Mohabbat Nahi Hota;

Kissi Ki Yaadon Mein 

Mutth Marne Ko Bhi 

Pyaar Kehte Hain !!!

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Unki Aankhon Mein 

Ansu Aur Chehre Par Hasi Hai;

Wah Wah! Wah Wah!

Unki Aankhon Mein 

Ansu Aur Chehre Par Hasi Hai;

Aisa Lagta Hai Ki 

Unki Lulli Zip Mein Fasi Hai !!!

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Chand Dekhkar Sitare Bane;

Aasman Dekhkar Badal Bane;

Nadi Dekhkar Kinare Bane;

Aapke Karname Dekhkar NIRODH Ke Karkhane Bane !!!

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Aaj Uska Dil Phir 

Dukha Diya Humne;

Apne Pyaar Ka Karz 

Chuka Diya Humne;

Dekar Lalach Usse Kulfi Ka;

Andhere Me Apna Ustaad Chusa Diya Humne !!!

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Woh Hamaari Kabar Pe 

Chal Diye Moot Ke;

Chalo Isi Bahane 

Darshan Ho Gaye Choot Ke;

Hairless Thi Unki Chikni Choot;

Lekin Ab Kya Fayda 

Jab Hum Ban Gaye Bhoot !!!

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Tufaano Mein Chhatri 

Nahi Kholi Jaati;

Bra Se Pehle 

Panty Nahi Kholi Jaati;

'Viagra' Khana Shuru Kar, 

Mere Dost;

Kyunki Zubaan Aur Ungli Se Aurat Nahi Chodi Jaati !!!

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Yaara Teri Yaari Pe 

Mujhe Shak Nahi Tha;

Wah Wah!

Pahle Sunn To Le Bhosdi Ke!

Yaara Teri Yaari Pe 

Mujhe Shak Nahi Tha;

Lekin Sabne Teri Gaand Maari, Kya Mera Koi Haq Nahi Tha !!

Lo ji Delhi se naya maal aaya hai!!!