Daadi giving tips to poti before her wedding...

Pati ruthe to rab ruthe,

fir ruthe to jag chhute,

agar fir ruthe dil tute,

aur agar fir ruthe?

nikal danda

maar sale ko jab tak danda na tute 😜👋👋

Aaj officially announce ho gaya hai kii

Thand khatam

Kyoki aaj arwind kejriwal ne muffler uttar diya hai.

😀😄😊

Boss to Secretary : Let me fuck you once, I'll be quick & pay you 1000. I'll throw the money on the floor & before you bend  down & pick it up, I'll be done !

Secretary likes the proposal & calls her BF.

BF: Its fine but, ask for 2000 & be very quick to pick the money.

After 4 hrs BF calls her

BF: What happenned?

GF: That bastard is still fucking me. He brought coins!

Lesson: Investments are subject to market risks. Read the offer documents carefully before investing