Fauji

An army jawan celebrating his honeymoon started masturbating.
wife: "ye kya kar rahe ho?"
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husband,"hamle se pehle hawa me firing karna hamara style hai"B-)

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Draupadi was the first to endorse

L"Oreal Total Repair;

5 Problems,
1 Solution !! X_X =))


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AAJKAL KE BACCHE AUR UNKE DOUBTS!!!!

Babli - Teacher Teacher! 'Bus' Male hai ya Female?

(Teacher thinks 'such a cute question'

Suddenly another kid (Bunty) replied-Teacher, Teacher It's Female.
Babli-Why?
Bunty-Kyoki Sab Log Uspe Chadte Hain, Idiot.

Teacher got tense with answer whereas
Babli In Doubt again-Agar Bus Female Hai Aur Sab Uspe Chadte Hain To Uske Bacche Kyo nahi hote ?

Teacher more tense...

Bunty again with answer-Kyoki Sab Us Par Peeche Se Chadte Hai duffer.

Teacher sharm se pani pani.

But Babli still in doubt-Maana Sabhi Peeche Se Chadte Hain, par Driver Aur Conductor To Aagay Se Chadte Hain. Phir Bachche Kyon Nahin Hote?

Teacher Ki Saanse band.

Bunty's final reply-Kyon Ki Woh Dono Topi Pehanke Chadte Hain.

Teacher Behosh!