Joke

Man 2 wife : "business is going down,if u learn to cook,we can remove bavarchi."
wife : "asshole, if u learn to fuck, we can remove driver, Gardener & watchman!!!!!!!!"
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GIRL: sir, mainu 2 din di chhutti chahidi hai.......mainu tattian lagiyaan ne.....
SIR: saade TATTE lage 40 saal ho gye, assi taan ik wi chhutti nahi layi