Joke

Lady:condom ka pack dena.

Chemist: bhabhijee,
Har bar to Apke hsband Ate hai,
Aaj Aap khud Ayi ?

Lady: Itne din mai gaon gai thi, Ab wo gaon gaye hai..!
Condoms are not a guarantee against safe sex..
My late friend was wearing one, still he was shot dead by the woman's husband..

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Bihar school teacher's killer English:
1.Pick up the paper n fall in the dust-bin!
2.Both of u 3, stand together separately!
3.Will u hang that calendar or I'll "HANG MYSELF!"
4.Tomorrow call ur parents especially mother & father!
5.y r u luking at d monkey outside when Im in d class...?
6.I hav 2 daughters:both r girls
7.Go & Stand in the midle of the corner

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Boy: Wow..
You look so perfect
with incredible body
and flower like skin.
What do you use?

Girl: Adobe Photoshop!
Ladkiya paraya dhan he, to ladke kya he?
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nhi pta kya?

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Ek No. ke CHOR,

jinki nazar hamesha paraye dhan par hi lagi hoti he..

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Railway toilet me likha tha:
"Duniya Chand Pe Pahuch Gayi Aur Tu Yahi Baitha Hai "

Sardar niche likh ke aaya:

"Bas Dho Ke Ja Hi Raha Hu"
Pappu calls his wife to tell her that he lost a finger in an accident
Wife: "Oh my God! The whole finger ?"
Pappu: No! No! Not d hole finger.The one next to it
Snta Delhi k kothe pr gya or bola- "Mujhe Rita se milna h".
Aunty- "Wo 1 bar k 1000Rs. leti h".
Santa.- "No problem". Snta Rita k sath sex krke 1000Rs. de deta h.
Next day fir Rita se sex krke 1000Rs. deta h.
3rd day b sex k baad 1000Rs. deta h.
Rita.- "Bde dildar ho, kahan se aaye ho"? S.- "jaipur se".
Rita.- "jaipur me to meri bahan b rhti h".
Santa.- "Malum h, usi ne 3000Rs. diye the or kaha tha meri bahan ko de dena".
Assistant:Sir,Aap Ofce Mein Shadi Shuda Aadmiyon Ko He kyun Rakhte Hain
Boss:Kyunki,Unhein Beizzati Sehne ki Aadat Hoti Hai & Ghar Jaane ki Jaldi Bhi nahi hoti